Loath as I am to quote from the godawful 90's "sitcom" Gimme Gimme Gimme,
one exchange springs readily to mind here.

"What's the difference between a straight man and a bisexual man?"

"About 8 pints of lager"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I had 8 pints of lager at the weekend, and several vodka's,
and there was no urge, whatsoever, to gobble a cock or gape my hairy arsehole.

On the flip side, how many pints does it take to make a bender, straight?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I'll say it before anyone else does;
I'll try and find out this weekend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Why, whats happening at the weekend?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)