That's where you put the stuffing in Shoulder of pork.
Different meats, different areas.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I need someone to cook every roast ever in front of me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:27, Reply)

You could just cook it yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I have no idea how to cook and prepare meat
which bits to eat, which bits are rank,how long it keeps before it develops some form of ebola, etc etc
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Buy a couple of cookery books and start reading them.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

or jfgi

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I am not familiar with this? Just fucking g? i?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

google it

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Just fucking google it
Edit: Chompy piss eeewwwww
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

aight lovely
Feeling any better?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Much
Been doing some legal research about T&Cs regarding mobile phone contracts and it seems like I'm the right, so it looks like I'll get it back.

I'll just be poor till then!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Excellent news on the getting it back
not so excellent news on the poverty. We can always pay you to come and tidy up the hovel FHSP, ST and I live in :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

That could work
I take it you've ruined it since I was a domestic goddess for you?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Urgh it's not nice at all
I'd clean it myself if I wasn't so horrified by the whole affair. The bathroom isn't that nice at all either. I'm trying to float the idea of a rota (each of us tidies one of the shared rooms each week) but EVERYONE INCLUDING ME IS SO GODDAMN LAZY.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

This sounds like a case for
"Not Afraid of Anything (cleaning-wise) Man"

Edit: Especially if you dress FHSP as a French Maid and I can tell her what to do!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)

The bin in the garden is slowly filling up
I swear we've created the most potent toxin EVER.

Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH PLEASE YES YES YES
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Run it past her
I'll get my industrial fisting rubber gloves out.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I really do want this to happen.
She's a good girl, she might be game.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)

:D
Would be a cheap night, so long as you have cleaning products already?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Yup, and we'd buy them, obviously.
Would have to engineer it so ST isn't around but she is. We will pay you in Beer and Lucky Strikes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I'm clicking I like this
more than you could possibly imagine.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

We'll make you do the washing, too.
Not mine, or ST's. Maybe just FHSP's panties...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

*dies*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)

There's a copy of the Cookery Year at home
Pretty much tells you how to do EVERYTHING.
The oven here's shit though, that's the only thing. The one at home is amazing but my mum is squeamish even about meat in the fridge, let alone actually cooking in the oven.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)