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It's nearly 12:30,so lunch thread what are you having for lunch?
Oh really, sounds good.
I'm having a roast pork sandwich. It's awesome.
I roasted the pork last night, the whole joint cost me about £4, who says waitrose is expensive.
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AL IS CHOMPY'S MOTHER?!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:37,
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I saw that. I feel better informed about stuffing.I'm having a croissant, but I'll probably have mangetout and tofu stirfry in a couple of hours.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:24,
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That's where you put the stuffing in Shoulder of pork.Different meats, different areas.
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I need someone to cook every roast ever in front of me.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:27,
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I have no idea how to cook and prepare meatwhich bits to eat, which bits are rank,how long it keeps before it develops some form of ebola, etc etc
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:29,
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aight lovelyFeeling any better?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:36,
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MuchBeen doing some legal research about T&Cs regarding mobile phone contracts and it seems like I'm the right, so it looks like I'll get it back.
I'll just be poor till then!
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Excellent news on the getting it backnot so excellent news on the poverty. We can always pay you to come and tidy up the hovel FHSP, ST and I live in :P
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:44,
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That could workI take it you've ruined it since I was a domestic goddess for you?
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Urgh it's not nice at allI'd clean it myself if I wasn't so horrified by the whole affair. The bathroom isn't that nice at all either. I'm trying to float the idea of a rota (each of us tidies one of the shared rooms each week) but EVERYONE INCLUDING ME IS SO GODDAMN LAZY.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:56,
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This sounds like a case for"Not Afraid of Anything (cleaning-wise) Man"
Edit: Especially if you dress FHSP as a French Maid and I can tell her what to do!
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The bin in the garden is slowly filling upI swear we've created the most potent toxin EVER.
Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH PLEASE YES YES YES
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:58,
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I really do want this to happen.She's a good girl, she might be game.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:02,
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:DWould be a cheap night, so long as you have cleaning products already?
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Yup, and we'd buy them, obviously.Would have to engineer it so ST isn't around but she is. We will pay you in Beer and Lucky Strikes.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:10,
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We'll make you do the washing, too.Not mine, or ST's. Maybe just FHSP's panties...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:17,
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There's a copy of the Cookery Year at homePretty much tells you how to do EVERYTHING.
The oven here's shit though, that's the only thing. The one at home is amazing but my mum is squeamish even about meat in the fridge, let alone actually cooking in the oven.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:35,
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The scalp of the thieving cunt at the DHL depot who apparently has stolen one of our replacement laptops(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Oh dear, not again.Are you feeling better rested?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:27,
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Thank you for asking but unfortunately not. I had to get up at 4.30am to get the gf to the airport.(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)
I hope she has fun with her gay sharks,and I hope you feel better soon.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:30,
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Thank you.EDIT: I like the phrase "gay sharks" and will use this to annoy her when she gets back if she doesn't bring me a present.
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It is, I'm afraid, from GleeThere's a really thick character in it who comes out with shit like that. I think the phrase was "I thought dolphins were just gay sharks".
Sorry to burst your bubble.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:34,
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that is the best moment from that show(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:39,
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I love the one where she claims she went to a misogynist after she pulled her hamstring.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:44,
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She'll bring you a presentIt's mandatory, when one goes on travellingand the other stays; the one travelling has to bring a present.
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She hasn't from previous holidays, but then I have told her not to. Didn't say that this time though.(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)
More likely he's just put it on the wrong van.It'll turn up.
/used to work in logistics.
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ha ha, well that's some real professionalism.If that's the case you'll get the money back at least.
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The husband of a friend of mine is a VP at DHL, I have yet to involve him or to name drop with the people I am dealing with but it won't be long(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Ironically enoughI was emailed by HDNL this morning - they've lost my parcel too. Fucking wonderful.
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You'd think it would be relatively easy to take a parcel from one place to another wouldn't you. Is it anything expensive?(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)
You'd think wouldn't you?Especially as they originally emailed me to tell me they had it in the depot, so technically they've lost it twice...
Thankfully not, but it's a return of some goods that aren't up to standard and I'd really rather not deal with the snooty guy I have to send them back to.
Having said that, this does now mean I get the delivery cost back, so the whole venture wasn't much of a loss for us.
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godyou should see the issues i have with our courier companies sometimes. how hard can it be to drive a motorbike to an address and post something through the letterbox there?
i did not realise this request equates to genuine rocket science.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:47,
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Rocket science isn't really that hardIt's all just geometry and simple mathematics, with a bit of chemistry.
Rocket engineering, on the other hand, is a right bastard of a job.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:52,
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either oneis harder than pushing an envelope through a letterbox.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:01,
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They're not taking one though are theythey're taking tens of thousands.
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It has been stolen from the delivery company before it has been delivered to me.(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)
I've got to nip into town to speak to the bankSo it's either going to be Greggs, Chippy, or Kebab. Currently leaning towards the 'bab, chicken with a doner top.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:28,
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What's wrong with that?Also, are you having apple sauce on your sandwich?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:29,
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URGHHH is what's wrong with that.And no I've got some salad, gerkins and some lemon dressing.
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when you are drunkor scottish
they are unacceptable at any other time
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:31,
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if you are referring to your typical kebab house kebab then you are totally wrongthe fact that you suggest Greggs as a viable alternative just backs that up.
Greggs is fucking rancid. I'm surprised they are allowed to call what they make pasties.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:38,
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I'd rummage through a bin before going to Greggs(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:06,
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I never eat kebabs at my desk, even when I was allowed.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:33,
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I had a well nice kabab yesterday,Small chopped lamb pieces, fried onions, red cabbage, carrots, fresh warm flatbread, garlic sauce.... lush
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:55,
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Nothing like a healthy lunch and that is nothing like a healthy lunch.(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)
After this week, I'm going on a MAJOR health kick, so I'm enjoying myself this week.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:30,
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Rye bread, low fat tuna spread and a bag of french fries.No orgasms though.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:34,
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oh notuna is the fishy smelling food of the devil, sorry.
i've tried it tinned, i've tried it fresh and seared, i've tried it in pasta salad, i've tried it every which way.
it smells like a whore's drawers and tastes even worse (i should think).
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:46,
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Sorry Rachel, you're wrong, as is Chompy.BGB and Aber are entirely in the right. Tuna is top gear.
What is it about tuna, is it the marine answer to marmite?
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bleurghtuna, without fail, makes me feel ill everytime I try it
wrong fish is wrong
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:51,
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Fresh tuna cooked with lots of mixed peppercorns is fabulous.(
girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:51,
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tuna is just too.... FISHYthere's too much of it, it's like a boxing glove to the tastebuds. a boxing glove filled with fish.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:52,
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I think I love Chompy and youright now!
Tuna is a horrible food, and should be banished. Apart from when it's raw.
Edit: I love Gonz too.
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please don't ever put me in the same sentence as him?ta.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:59,
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What about both of us loving you at the same time?Actually...NO! GOD NO!
*fashions noose*
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wha'whu'?SADDEST of SAD DAYS
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:02,
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You've clearly been eating mouldy tunaor you have defective tastebuds, because tuna is most definitely not fishy in it's taste, it has an extremely meaty texture and is not too dissimilar to pork.
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ahhhwell that may be why i hate it - i don't like meat!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:59,
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Certainly a divisive one this, isn't it?I remember having some tuna tataki (sp?) a while back - sizeable chunk of tuna with square cross-section, rolled in crushed black pepper and briefly seared so the outside 1/4" was cooked and the interior raw, served with a vinegary dressing.
It was faaaaaabulous (no homo).
Apologies for making any(wrong-thinking)one retch.
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Bollocks, it's foul and disgusting, in any any form, except marks'n'sparks sushi.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:53,
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Tuna is magnificentWhether fresh, or canned. It's pleasingly fishy and meaty at the same time.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:54,
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Never had it.Smell has always put me off. But that goes for all fish really.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:55,
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Al for once is entirely correct.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:59,
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I also sometimes have canned mackerel on my lunchtime sandwichesThe Princes stuff, in a mustard sauce. It stinks to high heaven, but tastes delicious. It does make anyone who is within 50 feet of me somewhat nauseous, admittedly.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:56,
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I'm banned fromeating smoked mackerel in the office.
It's wonderful on crusty french loaf with cream cheese, watercress and a lemon vinagrette. *phwoaar*
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I'm siding with the anti-tunaIt's unpleasant at best, and often god-awful.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:14,
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I think I'll put this down as a "de gustibus non est disputandum", then.But I still think it's good.
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I hate you all for talking about food, now I'm hungry(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:38,
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I saw the pictures on Facebookit looks great.
I had emperor fish steak and cuttlefish. Mmmmmm I loved them.
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I got chicken resotto, it's rather rank to tell you the truth, I'm not going to have any more.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:56,
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Oh no!How come? Had a really great Butternut Squash Risotto the other day.
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I got it from the italian shop down the road from work.They've managed to get peas, carrots, rice, chicken and tomartos, and turn it into edable beige.
OH WOE IS ME, never mind, I'll nip out to tescos and get something else instead, maybe a sandwich or whatever.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:02,
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Hate thatHow can you make such a classic dish so bland. Good luck on the lunch search.
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Spicy tomato and lentil soupI'm on a fucking diet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:03,
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What the fuck for?I don't remember seeing any pot belly on you.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:05,
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It was hidden behind YOUR fifth and sixth chins.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:08,
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I hid my mumand the entire population of Bangladesh behind one of your buttocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:11,
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I think someone at the bash said that Al's arse has TWO postcodes.Can anyone attest to the veracity of that statement?
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Mighty fine thanks Battered. How do?Since the tubes are mashed I took the opportunity to skive a day off and loaf around like a student.
I've kind of spoiled the effect by having a glass of white Burgundy for lunch, but you get the general idea.
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That would makeStaines the approximate location of his gusset.
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Kroney, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:16,
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Shame it's not Bucks and EssexOr his ringpiece would fit quite nicely in the inner ring road.
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There is a brown tinge to the sky at the moment,(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:23,
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That was me. So yes, I wasn't lying.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:15,
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What were Al's chins doing around your belly?oh god.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:16,
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I can put on and lose weight very easilyI've been out to dinner a frightening number of times lately and in booze alone done millions of calories. A bit of walking and a few less calories and I shall be back to feeling comfortable with my stomach.
EDIT basically I refuse to compromise on my evening meals or drinking, and therefore lunch is the meal I'm prepared to take a hit on. I'm at work and thus having a shit time anyway, so whilst I'm at it...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:07,
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Your edit reads "blah blah I am a bigger poofter than DF". There will be NOTHING low fat about Sunday(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I should fucking hope not.Evenings and weekends are 'do what the fuck I like' time. Hence the string of murders.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:16,
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A tepid baked potatoand some fair trade white chocolate
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:38,
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