Ah that's mad I was reading about him on the bus and I laughed at his stupid name.
BRUSH WITH FAME OMG
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He PONGS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

He looks fairly harmless,
but obviously isn't.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

"Diggle caused something of a sensation when in 1993 he was sentenced to three years in prison for the attempted rape of a woman after a Highland Ball. Her friends found him wearing only frilly cuffs and a luminous condom."
It's horrific. But strangely surreal.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I like his excuse to the police
"I spent £200 on her. Why can't I do what I did to her?"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

"In 1997 he put his name forward as one of 150 possible candidates for the then vacant Parliamentary seat of Kensington and Chelsea. Tory officials there were at the time keen to avoid embarrassment after then sitting MP Sir Nicholas Scott was de-selected for being found face down in a gutter of a Bournemouth Street. Diggle, perhaps not surprisingly was not selected even on as far as a short-list."

I thought he'd have been a shoe-in; sounds like a typical tory MP.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

We had no idea who he was and he made us feel reeeeeally uncomfortable from the start
His requests, comments and tales got more and more bizarre.
Then he got smellier.
Then he started falling asleep here. Then staring at female students. Then having dangerously loose trousers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Danger trousers.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Oh my god I'm going to tell everyone in work that Diggle's new name is Dangerkecks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)

His tie is designed to blind his rape victims

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

That must be from a while ago.
He looks like a down-and-out now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

How the mighty do fall

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)