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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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sadly
quite a few men wouldn't mind at all if they could only get high school girls!

or should that be "if only they could get".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Not when they're 15
And friends with your little sister.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)
oh
yeah that's not great
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)
What?
And he's 20?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
It breaks the xkcd rules.
EVERYONE KNOWS THE XKCD RULES
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I'm going to regret this
What are the xkcd rules?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
basically this
www.thirdwave-websites.com/blog/Relationship-Age-Ranges-Half-Plus-Seven.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)
That's what I thought you meant

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
It's a good rule

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Yep
To be fair, the girl in question is now probably 16, as this was back in April. But at the time, she was 15.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Even 16
It still feels wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
(20/2) +7
17 is the youngest he can go. You can't argue with maths.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Exactly
That guy is wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)
That's what I love about these high school girls, man.
I get older, they stay the same age.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)
that's a quote btw

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Tell yourself that
As you get burning loo rolls chucked at you as you are led off to the nonce wing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
"Its ok guys! I'm not really a massive creepy paedophile!"
"Guys? It's only a quote! Come back! please?"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)
what upsets me most is that you freaks clearly haven't seen one of my all time favourite films
you losers
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I have, doesn't stop you being a nonce.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
takes one to know one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Did your highschool girlfriends teach you that insult?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
librarylols

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
no, it was your mother

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
She's above the upper limit.
You're just making things worse.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)
there's really no way to dig myself out of this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Step 1: Stop sleeping with school children.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
you bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Please, dig deeper
It's highly entertaining
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
we are not here for your entertainment

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Yes you are
I've got popcorn and everything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)

popcorn gonorrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Thats the one I need to complete my collection.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Gotta catch them all.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
so you can become an STI master?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Yeah

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Dazed and Confused
Haven't seen it, have no desire to, but that line's quoted a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)
this upsets me even more
it's a great film. fantastic soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I liked it and Slacker by the same director. I just can't remember them very well now.

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Which film is it from? Brian from Family Guy re-enacts the scene
(I know I could google it...)

Edit - got it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

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