God, there are loads of these
I would quite like to have a gastropub called 'The Fish & Chip'.
I am allergic to penicillin. I only discovered this two years ago when I was prescribed it and became incredibly ill...
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*Allergic to antibiotics fives*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

It's either that or you set up a pub to rip off overpaid city types
and call it 'The Chip and Pin.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Ugh
why would I want them in my pub?!
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Spite
They will wander in with access to obscene amounts of money, and usually their alpha male complex is strong enough that they'll be too stupid to back down from being charged £7 for a bottle of Budweiser. Think of it as a game to drain them of as much cash as possible.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Tempting...
but I suspect my head would explode just from proximity to all that fuckwittery.
How're you today?
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Well, there is that danger. I find them insufferable just being in the same city as them.
I'm alright thanks. Department is eerily quiet, which made me think I'd come in on a Saturday by accident or something. Not bad otherwise, how's your good self?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)