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If you were a pub what would you be called?
I expect others would be The Brandy & Bugle (Monty) The Smug and Croissant (Vipros) and The Rapists Arms (Chompy).

Alt: What are you allergic to?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:47, 198 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

God, there are loads of these
I would quite like to have a gastropub called 'The Fish & Chip'.
I am allergic to penicillin. I only discovered this two years ago when I was prescribed it and became incredibly ill...
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

*Allergic to antibiotics fives*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

It's either that or you set up a pub to rip off overpaid city types
and call it 'The Chip and Pin.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Ugh
why would I want them in my pub?!
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Spite
They will wander in with access to obscene amounts of money, and usually their alpha male complex is strong enough that they'll be too stupid to back down from being charged £7 for a bottle of Budweiser. Think of it as a game to drain them of as much cash as possible.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Tempting...
but I suspect my head would explode just from proximity to all that fuckwittery.
How're you today?
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Well, there is that danger. I find them insufferable just being in the same city as them.
I'm alright thanks. Department is eerily quiet, which made me think I'd come in on a Saturday by accident or something. Not bad otherwise, how's your good self?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

The Red Lion
because I'm boring and it kindof matches my real name ish.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)

The Polished Knob.
I'm not allergic to anything as far as I know but I did have a very bad allergic reaction to something many years ago. My legs swelled and I had a red rash. We never could figure out what caused it and it's never happened again.
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girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Was it an orgasm?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Haha

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Good God you may be right.
I'm going to make sure I never have one of those again.

*rings up ex*
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girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Queen's Arms, obviously
My friend has had a long-held dream of owning a pub designed for true ale bores like ourselves. He wants to call it "The Builder's Arse."

I suggested he should call it "The Loose Stool."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Wow, those are the gayest pub names ever.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I happen to think my suggestion is quite clever
because normal (non-b3tan) customers wouldn't immediately jump to the conclusion that it was immature and disgusting, and assume it was referring to shoddily-made furniture.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

If I opened a pub I'd call it The Gym or The Office.
Or The Swan and Paedo.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Whilst I can appreciate the witticism of calling it The Gym
the undergrads at my place were given an online poll to choose a name for the new student union bar. It was upsetting to see how many of them thought it would "well waki LOL" to call it The Library.

Swan and Paedo, however, I like.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I think that's quite funny
The Library. I would have books in the pub.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I like pubs with bookshelves.
I very rarely pick up said books, but it makes the place feel a bit homelier. Or maybe just better read.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

There is a pub in East Dulwich that has a massive collection of books - I think it's The Bishop on Lordship Lane.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Don't think I know that one
Dulwich is one of my blind spots in terms of my mental pub map of London. Nice place?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

It's fine. Only been there a couple of times, nothing amazing other than the book collection.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

the only pub I've been in with books is a Wetherspoons.
I want a coffee shop with books and beanbags and stuff. My friend wants to call it The Importance of Brewing Earnest.

I wanted to call it Starbooks.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Starbucks would try & do you for "passing off" if you tried to call it Starbooks,

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

especially up north where that's how they pronounce it anyway.

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

As a result of a similar thing at UCL,
on several occasions I have gotten drunk in Kris Akabusi's Pleasure Lounge.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

that is marvellous

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

As my Christmas present last year
Mark made a drawing like a pub sign for me, to put where I brew my beer. It was called The Pig and The Pipe, but if you're not an engineer the joke might scape you.

In a meeting we were talking about how to clean pipes, and the client kept saying that they used pigs for it. Pig is a big, round, heavy ball. I didn't know that. Oh, how much they laughed when I asked if that wasn't animal cruelty.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Haha! I'm not an engineer. I definitely wouldn't have got that if you hadn't explained it!
Still, how's the homebrewing coming along?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I haven't done much in the last 5 months
I'm too busy for it, and Mark's flatmate has a lot of free time and keeps brewing for us. As our wedding pressent he's made us some 12litres of "Ale Camino"

Have you done anything exciting?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Haven't actually brewed since I moved house
Partly because the equipment is now split between me and my old housemate, partly because I haven't really had the time. Still, I've got the rest of last summer's batch of elderflower champagne to keep me intoxicated for a little while yet!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Yes, I have enough to drink at home
But I miss the excitment of brewing... When we come back from the HM we'll have to go back to it, and interchange recipes with you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Ooh, yes please!
I'd love to get Mark's recipe for that elderberry and bean wine. I have lots of dark ale recipes to offer in exchange...or the one for our elderflower champagne*

*_{A far superior batch to the one that everybody here has seen!}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I'm not a big fan of dark ales
I can't stand stouts or porters; and only some milds; but I'm sure Mark will love to try them.

You should make some quince wine; it's really good, and sweet. Maybe not the favourite of men, but all women I know, love it, so it's great for presents or if you have a lady at home... I can pass you the recipe if you give me your email address.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Will do
(Then all I'll need to do is lure a lady back to my home to feed it to.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

~~lady~~ bloke

obvious strikethough is obvious
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I've already got two of those at home
I'd like a bit of variety.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Probably The Nommy Sammich
I'm allergic to cats, MASSIVE SADFACE
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

My girlfriend is allergic to cats
But I'll get her sorted yet!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I'm allergic to cats
but only domestic ones. The ones on the street are good for me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

The weird thing is that I grew up with 4 cats
it was only when I moved out that I noticed the allergy, so maybe I can build up resistance again.

They were working on a vaccine and doing human tests in Belgium in 2006 so hopefully there'll be a cure in my lifetime. Sod cancer, I WANT KITTEHS
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

The Coat and Trainers
Not allergic to owt, although I do have asthma; the nerdiest illness ever.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Nah there's that illness where they can't see sunlight
that's the nerdiest.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

A few people have an allergy to water. That must be the smelliest.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I remember hearing a few years ago about a girl who was allergic to water.
Gary Lucy (Luke from Hollyoaks) bought her a special coat so she could go outside and someone nicked it.

Most tragic story ever.
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wanderlust, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

hahahahaha

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

That's bloody funny.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

was he the one who got arse-raped?
alright lusty?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

That would be slightly more tragic than someone having their coat stolen, I'd have thought

'morning Lusty.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I should point out it was his character
not the actor. Although the actor deserves it. As does anyone who has been in Hollyoaks.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

careful, Gonz really loves Nancy.
REALLY LOVES HER
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I met her once,
gonz has never forgiven me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

she is the least objectionable one

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I guess that all depends on how much you liked your special coat.
Also, good morning :)
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wanderlust, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I don't think I'm *quite* that sentimentally attached to either of my coats
How's tricks?

Oh, and PS: GOOSE.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Tricks is good.
I'm meant to be cleaning my kitchen, but have decided to put it off a bit and instead I'm drinking tea and watching homes under the hammer.
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wanderlust, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

it'd be good if that show actually consisted of people's homes being smashed under an enormous hammer

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

~~people's homes~~ the presenters
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

A special coat?
A Kagool?
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girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

The Knight's Crest
I'm not allergic to anything due to my superior genes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Alergies are the result of a strong immune system.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I'm sure there's science behind that, but immediately to me that doesn't make sense
Also, I'm rarely ill.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I don't think it's "strong" so much as "overactive," but I could be wrong

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Nope, that's about right

(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

see, I'm Wolverine.

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

yeah, looks like you

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

It's wearing a furry white cosrset.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I think you're wrong
The White Knight's Crest will be better.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I don't know...
The Queen and the Graphic Novel, maybe?

I'm alergic to domestic cats (it must be shomething on their shampoos) and to uncooked prawns.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Most people have a reaction to uncooked shellfish.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Apart from oysters.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I love oysters

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

You're not supposed to eat prawns raw - no wonder they made you ill

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I'm allergic to live jelly fish as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

and fire

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

and lead when it is in the shape of a bullet

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

And water in my lungs.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

And hammers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

And spider bites

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

And uranium.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

And arsenic

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

and solar wind

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

And the Ebola virus

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

and necrotising fasciitis

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

And vacuums

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

You're the shittest woman ever.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I can't cook them
I can't touch them before they're cooked. I have to buy them cooked or may sure someone can help me with them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Alt: I'm allergic to penicillin, morphine and cats

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Bad luck with the first two.
Meh, to the third.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I would call it "The Pub" and it would be HILLARIOUS
because people would say, "Lets go to the pub" and they would come to my pub because they would find it ironic and they don't know what irony means.

Where did you go last night?
Down The Pub.
Which one?
The Pub.
Yes, but which one?
I told you, "THE PUB"

and so on
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

The pub that keeps on lolling

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Nice tagline
*steals*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

there's a bar in Chorlton
called The Bar. It's annoying.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

The pub next to Zoo on Oxford road
is just called The Pub
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

ANNOYING
morning, how's your flayed hand?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Really sore, and worse than first thought.
I'm working tonight as well, so I'm going to be opening loads of bottles with it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Get a bandage on it
and some bacon, according to Dr Labs.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

It's plastered up at the moment.
Bacon? wtf?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

he says you're falling apart because you NEED MOAR BACON
and that bacon has healing qualities.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

But I don't like bacon!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

and that is why you fail

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

~~fail~~ 'll live longer than than anyone else
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I'd rather die haivng known the joys of bacon
than to live a long life without it.

and let's face it, bacon isn't going to be what kills any of us.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

That's a very stupid thing for a biologist to say.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Why?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Because maybe if there were a million of you
and you compare it to a million people who do eat bacon you may get a slight statistically significant increase in lifespan. But it's impossible to predict life spans for the individual.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I meant anyone else HERE.
Which is probably true anyway since I'm still a whippersnapper and you're all old farts.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

You could still die tomorrow,
you're never guaranteed to live to 95 however healthy or unhealthy you are.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Shouldn't you use a bottle opener?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Not for water bottles, idiot.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

use your buttcheeks
like a good stripper.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

How dare you waltz in here calling me an idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I'm taking a day off from waltzing with style

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Are you tangoing with tenacity today?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Yes. Yes I am.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

haha
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HOBBIES I WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN YOUR LIFE
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I don't have any hobbies, or spare time. And I am NEVER free.
I don't like computers or 'foid' and drink, but I do want to screw your good friend senseless. So FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAK.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I think that reply would have the desired effect.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

There's an Indian down the road from me
called 'the Indian', don't try and find it though Kitty, you'll probably get lost again! *Winks

*Link: www.onionring.co.uk/restaurants/restaurant_info.asp?RID=8817
(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

my skin's allergic to zinc.
burns my skin and takes ages to heal. Never realised until I was at the Folkie and a street performer pulled me out of the crowd, and put it over my nose and cheeks. My face started burning and swelling and it hurt :(

But aside from that! nothing!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

The'Bishop and Pederast'
Or the 'Trouser and Ferret'

I am allergic to asparagus.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

The Trouser & Ferret I like muchly

(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

but if you put Pederast in the title,
you might get a bunch of Pederasts coming in, and I don't think they're big drinkers.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I don't have much chance of being a pub.
But if I were a tennis apparel and opticians I would be called Monocle Sellers
(TheColonel, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

The Beard and Croissant
in fact I'd have a bar called The Nine.

my feet are allergic to that fabric sticky plaster stuff. Not the rest of me though, just my feet.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

the badger's cave
And inside would be full of pink beanbags and some of that womb music. Oh and a lot of lost looking tourists.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I bet it'd be comfy in there

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I bet it'd be moist.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

pervert

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

haha

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

This conversation will happen every 10 minutes.
customer: "hey, what's the fish of the day?"
barman: "we don't serve food"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

hahaha

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

The Corset and Bustle
It would probably be less of a pub and more of a burlesque club
I'm allergic to pollen and nutrigrains.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Oh No!

How's the hand?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Damn pollen
Never doing anything good for us.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:19, Reply)

The Cannon & Castle - Just quite like the name
Alt Q: Cat hair.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

The goose and giggle.
Mainly because I find the word 'goose' amusing.
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wanderlust, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Well, hello there.....

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

We'll have none of that here thanks. Get a room.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

*gets a room*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Steady on.
The internet might think there's something going on between us.
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wanderlust, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

That would not do.
*cancels room booking*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

This reply to that is brilliant
www.b3ta.com/talk/5532631
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Hahah it surely is.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

GMOS gone but not forgotten
4eva in r heats
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Oh dear.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Just a warning.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

FROM HISTORY.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

The best sort of warnings.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

the best sort are warnings from the future

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Pfft! spoilsports.

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girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Ha
She finds your goose amusing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I bet it's more of a gosling

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

The Crack House.
It'd be an Irish pub with a ceilidh band.

I'm allergic to dust and moronic idiots on the Internet.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

The Rod and Bucket
Alt Q: some types of wool.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Hmmm...
'The Charm & Handsome'.

I am allergic to the working class, the thick and the foreign.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

The foreign??

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Not really.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Bonjour!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Oh yeah - and benders. Thanks for reminding me.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Happy to be of service, ducky

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

You've been servicing him?
Well, I know PhD's aren't all that well paid, but being a rent boy is taking it a bit far, don't you think?
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

You have no idea how far I "take it."

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

The Swan and Paedo

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post951980
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Someone passing someone elses ideas as their own.
On /qotw of all places.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Pfft, like I'm going to read what other people have said before entering my own stolen idea
This is the internets
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

The Wonky Bladder for a pub name.
I'm allergic to orange oil. It brings me out in spots, and burns like buggery if I have a tiny amount in the bath.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

stop being gay and using bath oil then?

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

It makes me smell nice.
I'll stick to sandlewood then.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

The Chippy & Offy
We would serve food and allow carry-out.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

That'll be my new local, then!

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Yay!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

"Evening, chuck. Usual?"

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Boss.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Would you have footy on the telly?

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Sometimes

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

'The Moat and Chicken' has a good ring to it.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I like it
subtle
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Or the Gun & Bird
It would have to have a landlord called Derrick though.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Much better the Dressing Gown and Can

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

The Gazza and Rod

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Did somebody call?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

'alright Brian
How was your day off?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I am allergic to nothing
Go me.

My wife is allergic to latex which I hilariously found out the first time I had intercourse with her. Switched to latex free after that.

Therefore my pub would be called The Swollen Mimsy.
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Peej, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

See, you laugh
but that's actually really quite sore. I'm not properly allergic but I react to it a bit, and yes, I found out in exactly the same way as your missus.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I discovered an allergy to a particular brand of lube once
in that same manner. UNPLEASANT. And Wiggy laughed his little socks off.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

You were her first?
How romantic.
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girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

No but she had been on the pill with the previous bloke
and I didn't know where she had been back then so I wrapped up until we had a romantic STD test. We were both clean.

*edit* I was her 4th and she was my 11th, I work with her 3rd. Romantic?
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Peej, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

you slag

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You're scheduled in for next June, don't complain

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Peej, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

The Geek Tavern
There would be many itboxes. Also, no chrome.

I am allergic, for some reason, to Durex.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I would fully be a regular there.
"Just one more game! Just one!"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

"I know I can win the £20 back! One more game of Hex, come on!"

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I played hex the other day
catergory "countries"
it ended up being the fucking former name for Burkina faso: "Upper Volta"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

That's just the machine taking the piss, isn't it?

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

is that true?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

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