I knew it!
I love spanish sayings involving donkeys. Can I make one up?

"If you invite donkeys to your wedding, be prepared to shovel some shit"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hahaha
That's very good! I must translate it onto something that rhymes and use it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)

When you use it, pretend that it's an ancient saying from the heartland of Spain
not something some English bloke made up on the internet
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I might have to replace the word wedding then
for something more general. We never use specifics, just general ideas. Something like If you invite donkeys to your house, be prepared to shovel some shit.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

That's the one!
Awesome! I invented a Spanish saying. I expect to have it said to me by wise old spanish men in a few years time.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)