Really sore, and worse than first thought.
I'm working tonight as well, so I'm going to be opening loads of bottles with it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Get a bandage on it
and some bacon, according to Dr Labs.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

It's plastered up at the moment.
Bacon? wtf?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

he says you're falling apart because you NEED MOAR BACON
and that bacon has healing qualities.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

But I don't like bacon!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

and that is why you fail

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

fail 'll live longer than than anyone else
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I'd rather die haivng known the joys of bacon
than to live a long life without it.

and let's face it, bacon isn't going to be what kills any of us.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

That's a very stupid thing for a biologist to say.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Why?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Because maybe if there were a million of you
and you compare it to a million people who do eat bacon you may get a slight statistically significant increase in lifespan. But it's impossible to predict life spans for the individual.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I meant anyone else HERE.
Which is probably true anyway since I'm still a whippersnapper and you're all old farts.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

You could still die tomorrow,
you're never guaranteed to live to 95 however healthy or unhealthy you are.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Shouldn't you use a bottle opener?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Not for water bottles, idiot.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

use your buttcheeks
like a good stripper.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

How dare you waltz in here calling me an idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I'm taking a day off from waltzing with style

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Are you tangoing with tenacity today?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Yes. Yes I am.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

haha
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HOBBIES I WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN YOUR LIFE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I don't have any hobbies, or spare time. And I am NEVER free.
I don't like computers or 'foid' and drink, but I do want to screw your good friend senseless. So FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAK.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I think that reply would have the desired effect.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)