I don't care how important you think you are
or how high up you are in whatever company is currently paying for your middle-aged wife's nailcare. When you are out here, in the street or in a queue for the fucking supermarket tills with me, you are no better than anybody else; don't act surprised when I finally lose my temper and headbutt you because you happen to be the person who decided to push in front of me, get in my way or cut me up with your fucking trolley when I was right at the end of my tether with all of your self-important ilk.

/accident waiting to happen blog.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's why sometimes it's better
to go to Aldi. In some ocassions I prefer chavs than super smug business types.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

am I a chav if I shop at aldi?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Only if you buy from the discount bin.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

pfft I thought the entire place was discount

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

It is.
I was joking that only the chavs would look for a discount bin in a discount shop.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I know, dunno why I wrote that when I got the joke in the first place
this cold is making me dumber than usual :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I shop in Aldi
and I'm not a chav.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

you're not!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

There we are
You're not either. You're just a clever middle class shopper.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

no, I actually am a chav
but it's what's considered "normal" here
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Hahaha
I don't think I've seen any picture of you with pink pijama bottoms and golden chains, pushing a buggy with 4 kids. You don't count as a chav.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I don't have a baby, no, but that's typically what I wear when I'm chillin
I wear jeans to work because I have to and I wear skanky clothes when I'm out at a club
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Whereas I go to Aldi because, in there, I AM the smug business type.
*Pushes past Aberracion to get to the eastern european fake Mars bars.*
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Ey, ey, ey
Carefull there. F*cking English.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Lot's of non-chavs i know go to Aldi and even Lidl because their continental meets and cheeses are fresh and good quality.
And not because they're cheap.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Oh, well
I shouldn't have started the joke. I do shop in Aldi because I can't find the things I like in normal supermarkets. The frozen section is fantastic, and you can find fish that is whole, not breaded or marinated. Ice creams are from another world.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)