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Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
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A plane full of spittle crashed into the seaThere were no salivas.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:28,
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My favourite Tommy Cooper joke:Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother HoChaChu. But I think it's Colin
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a chinaman walks into a bar with an amazing parrot on his shoulderthe barman goes "wow, where did you get that?" and the parrot says "china. there's a billion of them"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:35,
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Basic chineseThat's not right...
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao
Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo
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