ha no
Any salad that cost twenty quid is lasting me 3 days.

Except i am out tonight, sat, sun, mon and tue, by which point it will be manky. I did not think this purchase through :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Never mind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

actually i think i forgot to tell the organiser of tonight
That i am veggie. If i get some meat shit, i can eat the salad when i get home!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

So rather than wasting twenty quids worth of salad
You can waste a small fortune in a unwanted meaty-dish!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

i am sure one of the boys will hoon it off
They look smart in their DJ's but they are still rabid animals underneath!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Where are you going for dinner this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

prop lit black tie dinner
At some fancy hall over near bank.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Sounds proper classy.
You might meet Mr Right.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

True indeed.
Bank's just down the road from my gaff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

excellent
I'll be round just after 1am. My new dress that i managed to find is perhaps a bit short for a black tie do, is that ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I'm sure I shall find a way to cope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

marvellous
A hard man is good to find
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Cup the balls and place the flaccid cock in your mouth until your nose is in their pubes
They'll be hard in no time.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I thought you were cultivating a relationship with an unknown sort, from these very boards?
I still don't know who it may be, so for all I know you could very well be plundering rswipes foaming gash, black tie'n'all
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

haha you poet, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

not before i get to misbehave shockingly
At the army wedding on sat!

But yeah, barristers in DJ's - it will be a scenic evening.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)