Want to see something funny? One of my old gig posters:


I was 17 at the time. It's a shame this pic is so bad - the poster looks fucking great IRL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that is awesome
I still it's a brilliant name for a band
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

We were very, very self-indulgent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

it's the best way to be

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Story of my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Squiggle squiggle funks?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

it's written in "psychadelic"
Electric Head Funk
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I suppose you have to be stoned to read it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

you've got to free your mind
you square
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I thought it said "Electric Nerd Funk"
then I thought it was "Electric Hero Funk"

Turns out I was wrong.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

The poster is an homage
to the late 60s San Fransisco ballroom posters for the likes of the Grateful Dead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I am familiar with the style

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

That reply was not really for your benefit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

nothing you say is ever for my "benefit"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

*coughs*BIGELF*wheeze*JIMJONES*cough*TRACTOR
Sorry, bit of a tickly throat today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Why is everbody ignoring the fact that that the word electrick has a k on the end?
What kind of crazy madness is this?
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

My brother (who drew it)
just decided to add a K. I think it's something to do with Aleister Crowley.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Ah like magick then.
On a very vaguely connected point does anybody know if there is any thing that dfferentiates a cinema from a Kinema?
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Quite so.
No idea re Kinema, sorry - not a term I've encountered.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I still suspect that it is part of some elaborate ruse to bring about my downfall
I have particularly got to thank you for Bigelf though. I still fucking love them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

age
to the late 60s San Fransisco ballroom posters for the likes of the Grateful Dead.
o
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

POTD

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

A quid?
A whole pound to see you live at the railway arches, kings cross, selling you bottom
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

That was a lot of money in those days.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Why has Psychochomp not listed the years in the past two deacades when the 7th of July was a Saturday?
It's almost like he doesnt care anymore
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Maybe the formula's dropped off the spreadsheet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR GREP

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

what the fuck is grep?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Regular Expressions
Useful for searching/carving lots of data.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Alreeet, Murty?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Whay aye, Monty pal. Y'reet y'sen?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Nay bad. Wan' sum chicken, like?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

This is why /talk think we're autistic
it's just you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)

So my poster is from 1990 then.
Well I never.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

some better formulars.
Sat 1962 If Monty is 48
Sat 1973 If Monty is 37
Sat 1979 If Monty is 31
Sat 1984 If Monty is 26
Sat 1990 If Monty is 20
Sat 2001 If Monty is 9
Sat 2007 If Monty is 3
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I don't think it was announcing his birth.
Unless it he was the first person to be born by the Electrick Funk Head method, in which case why does that Louise Brown get all the publicity?
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Yeah I know, I added 17 days not years. Doh
Sat 1962 If Monty is 65
Sat 1973 If Monty is 54
Sat 1979 If Monty is 48
Sat 1984 If Monty is 43
Sat 1990 If Monty is 37
Sat 2001 If Monty is 26
Sat 2007 If Monty is 20
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)