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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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'Stowford Press' and 'month old piss' are interchangable terms.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Not a fan of cider?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
The very word makes me feel nauseated,
All my own fault, of course.

I once drank a gallon of scrumpy in Lyme Regis and got sunstroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I am like that with brandy.
2 pints of it at the age of 14
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
It took 20 years for me to be able to drink vodka again after an 'incident' in my teens.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Pretty much everyone I know had a teenage rite of passage with one spirit or another.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Tequila!
it does not make me happy

unless it's in a cocktail. also, I put it in chilli.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Ugh I used to drink loads of that filth.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)
This is why you shouldn't...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHa8wqqOXY
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
How did cider give you sunstroke?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
It rendered me insensible in a field.
The sun did the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Well the lesson here is to only drink cider when it's a bit overcast.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
They should print that on the bottles
"WARNING: Please enjoy responsibly while slightly overcast."
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Write to a cider maker and suggest they do exactly that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)
It'd be a public service

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)
It would have saved Monty a lot of problems.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Nothing could have prevented that
they didn't have printed labels in 1865.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

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