I shit on gay thread etiquette
*clinks bottles together*


"Off Topickers, come out to plaaaaaaaaay"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:38, 42 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But it wasn't us.
It was them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

What have you got in the bottles?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Month old piss

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Go and get some Stowford Press and come back with that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

'Stowford Press' and 'month old piss' are interchangable terms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Not a fan of cider?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

The very word makes me feel nauseated,
All my own fault, of course.

I once drank a gallon of scrumpy in Lyme Regis and got sunstroke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I am like that with brandy.
2 pints of it at the age of 14
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

It took 20 years for me to be able to drink vodka again after an 'incident' in my teens.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Pretty much everyone I know had a teenage rite of passage with one spirit or another.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Tequila!
it does not make me happy

unless it's in a cocktail. also, I put it in chilli.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Ugh I used to drink loads of that filth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

This is why you shouldn't...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHa8wqqOXY
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

How did cider give you sunstroke?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

It rendered me insensible in a field.
The sun did the rest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Well the lesson here is to only drink cider when it's a bit overcast.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

They should print that on the bottles
"WARNING: Please enjoy responsibly while slightly overcast."
( Kroney, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Write to a cider maker and suggest they do exactly that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

It'd be a public service

( Kroney, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

It would have saved Monty a lot of problems.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Nothing could have prevented that
they didn't have printed labels in 1865.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Oddly enough that is a direct quote from Xenophon.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I saw the dude that plays that Warriors character
in The Equalizer once - playing exactly the same character.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Fuckin loved The Equalizer
How he would be chasing some 22 year old gangster, and no matter how fast the 'blud' would run, the Equalizer would never lose him, yet you never saw him running, or being out of breath. Then the violent hoodlum would be crushed by his tireless persistence and simply give up without a fight.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Seems like we were wrong Boppers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Baseball Furies dropped the ball.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPiIuKBiVA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Oh man that film is SO FUCKING GREAT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

It is a fucking great film
Apparently there is a resonable computer game of the film.

If it wasn't for the fact that all computer games are dogs-eggs, I'd buy it. And something to play it on too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I think he was in Xanadu with Olivia Neutron Bomb
Edit - IMDB concurs

Of course he was playing quite a different role. A rollerskating bender.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

This is the sort of behaviour that killed /talk

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Is /talk dead or just in a deep coma?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

it's like a centre for troubled kids over there
with no responsible adults.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

i had no idea what talk was for years
I'd never even noticed the other buttons above /qotw. I ventured on one evening and said something about tv or makeup.

It wasn't pretty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I would like to have seen that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

this was in the days of gilgamesh etc
Think lions and impalas
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Good, the voice of reason has arrived
As you were everyone.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

HEY CHOMPY LOOK AT MY SIG
IT'S ABOUT YOU RAPING PEOPLE HAHAHA

edit: dammit I just realised you spelled surprised wrong YET AGAIN and I copied and pasted it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

you should read my gaz before you think about deleting this .

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)