*cums ye to Be-eth-le-hemmmm*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hark the Herald Monty bums!
Glory to the way he cums!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

Please believe me
when I assure you that 'sing, choirs of angels' most definitely will, as I rupture your sphincter for the 80th time in front of a somewhat bored and disinterested Los Angeles film crew.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:24, Reply)

Who is your fluffer?
Only Bob is a student and might need some extra coin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:26, Reply)

Battered.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:28, Reply)

Unlike you, who has been, very much like a boxer,
battered around the ring.

Eyethangyew.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)

Is he okay?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)

I think he doesn't like me any more.
Shame, as I rate the man most highly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:33, Reply)

I'm concerned.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)

It's an odd situation.
I hope he's ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:37, Reply)

concerned a complete 'uphill gardener'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:37, Reply)

Well if he is fine and you've heard from him today.
Just say.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)

I am 'persona non grata' chez Battered.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:40, Reply)

I thought you were quite pally?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)

So did I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)

Honestly?
I think he needs a text or a call at the moment. I lad isn't very happy at the moment, a bit of TLC might well sort him out.

You know him, I don't. Don't be a stranger.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)

The last thing he needs right now
is some middle of the road r'n'b.

*goes chasing waterfalls*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:48, Reply)

A scrub is a guy who won't get no love from me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

chinny reck-on

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:53, Reply)

Jimmy Hill
Itchy Chin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:56, Reply)

FOCUS!
Please stick to the river and lakes that you're used to.

Text him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

Have done: radio silence.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:54, Reply)

Recently?
Or just this morning?

Maybe 'you're moving too fast?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:56, Reply)

He wants to jettison B3ta from his life.
I respect his decision.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:58, Reply)

Fair enough.
Who can blame him?

Just seems a bit strange if you know him in real life.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 2:00, Reply)

I hope you don't mind that I've temporarily immortalised this in my sig.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:28, Reply)

SOTD?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:30, Reply)

Indubitably.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:31, Reply)

Is that a new award category?
If it is, I give 'rights to award' over to yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:33, Reply)

Please let me make 9.
PLEASE MONTYYYYY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)

I would LOVE to bum you into the middle of next week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:38, Reply)

I'm ready and waiting, Montsie.
When I finally lose my anal cherry, you lot on here will be the first to know. And you can all laugh at me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)

I'll be gentle, I promise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:41, Reply)

INTERNET LIES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)

:O

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:50, Reply)

to know through fourteenth
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)