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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's the dumbest thing you've done recently?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:17, 251 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I asked Bob to start a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)
It's 20 past 12, I'm stoned as am otherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)
You on the right or wrong side of the bridge?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)
right, my new car is getting delivered to my dad's tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
What have you purchased?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:24, Reply)
a car?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
*Makes mong face at Crunchy*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)
Mondeo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)
Does it come with 2.4 kids free?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)
That would be a bonus
phwooar
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)
You'd have two fucks on the go then.
(Well, technically, 2.4 but lets not split-hairs, as I doubt they'd have any).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)
I am albert fish

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)
to be fair
my response is still "a car"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)
You've not asked the colour yet.
What sort of bird are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)
I can see the car from here
it's kinda bluish
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)
That one, grey.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)
Boo
I love my new toy better than the old one.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)
Is that a convertible renault?
No wonder you refused to flounce from here! With the top down you must be used to people shouting 'CUNT!' at you on a daily basis!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)
I hate that fucking car
I bought it on a mad summers day with a big fat 12k pay slip sat in my account (good times in recruitment) It was shit in every way. I was only 24 though and stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)
Aside from laughing at you.
What did the dealer give you for it in P/X?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)
I didn't PX it, bought Mondeo outright. The megane is dead, I have systematically destroyed it.
I am going to put it on ebay with all the faults listed and see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)
You'll get e-mails.
E-mails from people asking if you'll cut their hair.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:57, Reply)
No more
shall I hear the gay hair dresser jibes.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)
Until the auction ends!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:02, Reply)
It's five minutes after reading that
and I'm still laughing
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:24, Reply)
well at least it's free of the tyranny of
Monty's musical opinions
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)
He is a loveable tyrant though. He is B3ta's war time king and Gonz is peace time party king.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:24, Reply)
I heard this theory, and it sounds about right
although I think "O/T's" rather than all of B3TA. We're like a principality
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
Yeah that's the one.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)
@ related.
It was okay, quiet be okay.

I'm still in recovery! I too saw a number of firework displays from the windown and thought, 'fireworks are gay' then I realised they are gay as I had no one to enjoy them with. So I had some M&M's.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)
You are Bridget Jones
Ayaaby
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
You are Barrymore.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
mean
*cries real tears* drowns and bums a gay in em.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)
haha - I've planned for tomorrow and invited people round for the express purpose of seeing fireworks from the window
Are you on a hill, too? the ex would have had a wicked view of all the fireworks in the city if he hadn't moved
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
You hahahaha at my lonliness.
Go on, lap it up.

cries a little
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
I haha'ed because I did the same
hence the inviting people round tomorrow thing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)
only I didn't have M&Ms

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)
*Offers you some M&M's*
I wouldn't have gone out this evening anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)
WOOP WOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
Is this about the EVIL rappy-people?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
As opposed to the good guys like De La Soul and Mos Def?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
Which ones are the black Take That?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
ATCQ
You fucking mongbag.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)
A Tribe Called Quest.
You fucking mongbag trampAIDS case.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)
What did you deep fry this evening Jock?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)
I deep fried a negro until he understood that 'his' music was only for 'his' race.
Then I did jazz hands and sang 'Old Man River'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)
POTD
(I'm giving you the POTD Monty gave me in the last thread).

Genius. POTW even.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)
I clicked it.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)
Likewise.
I'm still laughing. It's the best post on here in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)
Do you need some alone time and a tissue?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)
Have you asked Monty to sanction the award of POTD/ POTW?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)
He gave me POTD
I'm giving it to you.

POTW is just from me, others may not agree.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)
It's alright Jeff I think it's bollocks too
not all of it. Just a lot of it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
I'm still up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQmfzGf9904&ob=av2e
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
Still up a quender tramp's dirthole.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
'I hate ya fuckin' guts and I hope that ya die'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)
You like this? I love it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLSZRSJj0go
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)
I liked it until the shit vocals kicked in.
It reminded me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HROMVIHGpLE

A masterpiece from Leeds. Not something one gets to say often.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)
I love LFO.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)
Hey Monty.
Isn't it just wonderful when two differing genres of music get together?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu-fXwXffjw

You'd better agree this is shit
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)
My God that's appalling.
This is one of my favourite records:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP5Vonco7HY

...which makes that doubly awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)
I preferred this myself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOMJUF_3G6c

Tenor Fly.

EDIT: Oddly, the lyrics aren't available online.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)
Tenor Fly is a wack MC.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)
This was a good record:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pUeNhuQKoU
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)
When they made that.
Was the Rebel there, and was he 'Street Tuff'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

youtu.be/TaFvitDHMag
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)
I may be mistaken
but he may have been ruff like a ninja and have stung like a bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpL0xVIYbnU
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)
I saw this live twice.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)
I am so jealous.
I have a special love for the Wu Tang. My first venture into rap was with them.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS1f21OnpL4
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)
I saw ODB live in Ilford once.
He was so pissed his trousers fell down.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)
Best voice ever.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)
Brooklyn Zoo is one of the best records EVARR.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)
True, to be honest there isn't much of his/ Wu Tang stuff that I've heard
and not liked. Like Mos Def, I don't love the genre but talent is talent.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)
^permission required up there for the awarding of POTD/ POTW
Mr Boyce please check in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)
Bleepy, decent track actually
In the beginning there was, Sweet Exorcist

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cff28ERLCc
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)
I love early Warp stuff.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gROQ6fLOiCQ
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)
You're all ill
Mumford and Sons makes me ill as well I know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)
As in Licenced to Ill?
You have gone native AICMFP.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)
*does some ghetto moves*

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)
*isn't convinced*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)
You are so wack it's endearing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)
I don't know what wack means I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)
The opposite of ill.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)
healthy and fantastic
I'm down with that yo
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:58, Reply)
Um, no, not quite.
Fifty Cent- wack.

Mos Def- Ill.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)
Oh haha
I assumed ill meant actually ill

So ill = cool
and wack = rubbish ?

I'm hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:04, Reply)
You catch on quick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:05, Reply)
I am actually hurt
that you didn't realise I'd used the word 'yo' in the right context. Rather than as part of yo-yo
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)
I'm so used to hearing it used in such a manner that I didn't notice it.
I am WELL STREET with my Johnny Cash records and all that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:09, Reply)
I'm more street than you are
I've watched all of The Wire
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)
I live on a street
BEAT THAT!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:12, Reply)
I know someone who lived on a street
and he totally grazed his shins, and the pigs picked him up and took him back to his house
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)
You win.
I had some cops on my street that had little guns, so when I walked around I had a bigger one. THAT SHOWED THEM!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:15, Reply)
One of my favourite records
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXEdo81Ii5w
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY1Lpoxs1jY
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)
Will you give it a rest with this negro rubbish.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:52, Reply)
That's two in one thread.
ALL HAIL YOUR NEW RULER.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)
Watch yer bass bins!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=COw2DOLL49I
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)
Proper tings
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hJ4OROIvxY

That fucking drop, man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)
Amazing sounding track, even a bit creepy to boot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9K8UuUeXpw

The samples were in the news this week actually, some freedom of information ting
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcm5ffwNU-4
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3fmSWpg9QQ
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)
You're on a warning for all this negro shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9OC8IWZ9Jk&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:57, Reply)
I love you.
Can we do some bumming? You can go top if you want.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)
I never do dumb things.
Then again I don't know where Mauritius is, but I do get it confused with Mauritania.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)
Evening.
What have you done with your night?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)
I went to my friend's flat in Elephant and watched fireworks and drank champers
I'm now listening to grime and I just had a mcDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)
What did you get from the Golden Arches?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)
Quarter pounder avec le fromage

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)
What? A quarter pounder with no yoghurt?
Are you mad?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)
Yogurt?!
are you MADE of wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)
Quarter pounder please.
'Hold the jizz'

How uch is a quarter pounder these days? They were less than a quid in my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)
What's the obsession on OT with Honkies listening to negro music?
IT'S NOT FOR HONKIES.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)
Oh it's country and western now.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)
So, from negroes to rednecks?
YOU SICKEN ME.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:56, Reply)
It's people from Nottingham now.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:57, Reply)
That's fine, tindersticks are from Nottingham.
I love tindersticks.

Monty thinks they are bendermusic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)
LATE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING PIER
-presses buttons-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)
The DoD remix of them is great.
Apart from that, they are indie shit for losers.

EDIT

This one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6-UqIEWTTo
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:02, Reply)
It's Nine Inch Nails now.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)
Ooh, I love Nine Inch Nails
But only up until The Perfect Drug.

The Fragile was a huge disappointment.

Downward Spiral is a fantastic record.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)

nails cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)
GET WITH THE PROGRAMME GRANDAD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)
I have never encountered one as big as that
and I've been properly broken by 2 different people.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)
Thanks to Patrick O Brian I do

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)
Oh aye?
How are you bbz?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)
I love those books
I'm good thanks, yourself? Enjoy fireworks?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)
It was pretty.
What books were they?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)
Aubrey and Maturin
they're fantastic books about an 18th century ship captain and his naturalist friend.

Any news?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:57, Reply)
Interesting. Blankyboy wants me to read a series of books but I can't remember
whether Raymond Chandler is the author or character or something I've made up.

No real news. Et tu, Amberla?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)
Raymond Chandler is the author :)
He wrote the fantastic detective stories that lead to the film noir style. Stuff like the Big Sleep. Also wrote Strangers on a Train (screenplay)

No news here I'm afraid. I didn't drunk text, but I might get pizza and watch some TV
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)
Who is his detective then?
Pizza and tv is good. I approve of this, that was the whole of my last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)
Philip Marlowe
Humphrey Bogart in the films.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)
That's the badger.
I recommended Kurt Vonnegut to him. I'd like to think that's a fair trade.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:12, Reply)
It is
they're both great authors
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:12, Reply)
We were discussing believable sci-fi/fantasy
I'm all for suspension of disbelief, but I like it when it seems like it could ALMOST be true...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:15, Reply)
Cory Doctorow
Little Brother
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)
I only know of this man through XKCD

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)
You should read CJ Sansom's Shardlake books.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)
If you have a copy, I'd be grateful to borrow it.
I thought you were going to take me to the 24 hour Beigal Bake for salt beef bagels at some point too. I NEVER FORGET.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)
Is 'Salt beef bagels' a euphemism?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)
What, no!
Just slices of meat between two round buns. With a hole in between. No euphemism, no sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:15, Reply)
Too many dumb things
I drunk texted someone on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)
i once hoped to get drunk enough to text someone
but I just didn't :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)
I've never been drunk enough
to drunk text someone.

I have however been drunk enough, to think about drunk texting and using the drunkeness as an excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:58, Reply)
i think that was my plan
I guess more vodka is the answer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)
The drunk text thing is fine.
As long as you don't mind rejection.

And you word it in such a way, that if the object of your desire might be with someone else, it looks innocent enough.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:04, Reply)
i think that's a bit too
complex and traumatic for me. how on earth do you make a potentially innocent sounding text which is totally a declaration of lust while pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)
'I want you to give me your massive cock
-ateil'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)
I'll put it in my phone ready

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)
This evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)
last night
several delicious cocktails, two glasses of Oban and one beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)
Did you get a reply?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)
I sent it to the wrong person
luckily it was innocuous. I have three people with the same name in my phonebook and two of them aren't distinguished with an initial
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:02, Reply)
So who is the guy?
Based on an earlier thread, let us all know!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:05, Reply)
I sent it to an ex boyfriend
when the target was someone else. Luckily it was innocuous 'how are you, etc'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)
So who is the object of your enquiry?
Someone you study with?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)
Someone I used to sort of fancy
I'm quite glad they didn't get it because we don't text each other really.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)
Are they still a student?
If so, why not use Facebook to see if they want to meet up?

Less formal, that's one thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:14, Reply)
They're still a student
but I was serious early. Not approaching anyone right now, not taking more rejection
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)
Roll with the punches Amberl
How do you know they aren't thinking the same?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:27, Reply)
They may be
but right now I can't risk it. Last three times have been disastrous
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)
The only boy I might want to "drunk text"
is in Tunisia. Which I know full well. So I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)
You might as well.
Roaming charges are fuck-all these days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)
I don't want to seem loldesperate
Oh wait, I am no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)
I'm not in Tunisia.
What the fuck are you on about, Lampers?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)
'Drunk text' is a euphemism.
For 'bum with a strapon'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:04, Reply)
I'm sorry, there's someone else.
Actually, I've no idea why I'm thinking of him. I was discussing my little crush with some mutual friends and one of them- a good friend of his!- asked me what I found attractive about him, whether it was looks or personality "because I can't see why either would be attractive". Gutting.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:09, Reply)
You cheating bitch
*cancels shoot for 'Oh Bum All Ye Faithful 9'*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)
Festive Porn Title
POTD
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:14, Reply)
You are handing out POTD willy nilly young Jeffiington.
Leave it to Grandad Boyce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)
He'll be too fucked on the MD's to know what he's doing Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)
*is joyful and not a little triumphant*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)
So come let us ass-plough her
MONTY THE BOYCE
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:19, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)
Did you shout
'Oh, come ye! Oh come ye!

When it got to the money shot?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)
In your own time, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)
As long as I cum first, I don't mind.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:25, Reply)
I did make him wear a dirty mop on his head and rant about bands no one cares about when I fucked him, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)
That's what I do with him, but I do it to a soundtrack of Low.
He comes hard when we're soundtracked by this www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AzLgswmJxA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)
*cums ye to Be-eth-le-hemmmm*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:19, Reply)
Hark the Herald Monty bums!
Glory to the way he cums!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)
Please believe me
when I assure you that 'sing, choirs of angels' most definitely will, as I rupture your sphincter for the 80th time in front of a somewhat bored and disinterested Los Angeles film crew.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:24, Reply)
Who is your fluffer?
Only Bob is a student and might need some extra coin.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:26, Reply)
Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:28, Reply)
Unlike you, who has been, very much like a boxer,
battered around the ring.

Eyethangyew.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)
Is he okay?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)
I think he doesn't like me any more.
Shame, as I rate the man most highly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:33, Reply)
I'm concerned.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)
It's an odd situation.
I hope he's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:37, Reply)

concerned a complete 'uphill gardener'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:37, Reply)
Well if he is fine and you've heard from him today.
Just say.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)
I am 'persona non grata' chez Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:40, Reply)
I thought you were quite pally?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)
So did I.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)
Honestly?
I think he needs a text or a call at the moment. I lad isn't very happy at the moment, a bit of TLC might well sort him out.

You know him, I don't. Don't be a stranger.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)
The last thing he needs right now
is some middle of the road r'n'b.

*goes chasing waterfalls*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:48, Reply)
A scrub is a guy who won't get no love from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)
chinny reck-on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:53, Reply)
Jimmy Hill
Itchy Chin.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:56, Reply)
FOCUS!
Please stick to the river and lakes that you're used to.

Text him.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)
Have done: radio silence.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:54, Reply)
Recently?
Or just this morning?

Maybe 'you're moving too fast?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:56, Reply)
He wants to jettison B3ta from his life.
I respect his decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:58, Reply)
Fair enough.
Who can blame him?

Just seems a bit strange if you know him in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 2:00, Reply)
I hope you don't mind that I've temporarily immortalised this in my sig.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:28, Reply)
SOTD?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:30, Reply)
Indubitably.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:31, Reply)
Is that a new award category?
If it is, I give 'rights to award' over to yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:33, Reply)
Please let me make 9.
PLEASE MONTYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)
I would LOVE to bum you into the middle of next week.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:38, Reply)
I'm ready and waiting, Montsie.
When I finally lose my anal cherry, you lot on here will be the first to know. And you can all laugh at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)
I'll be gentle, I promise.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:41, Reply)
INTERNET LIES.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:50, Reply)

to know through fourteenth
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)
A'ight 'nillas
Beddypoos for Dozer, your double winner of POTD, on the one fucking thread.

Monty is your new master now, just don't let him near the cat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:28, Reply)
Night Dozer.
Sleep well you violent Scot.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)
Shit off you uncouth sassenach.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)
Fuck off and stick a can of Irn'Bru up your arse.
AFTER YOU'VE DEEP FRIED IT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:31, Reply)
Sort out your punctuation.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:32, Reply)
...'Jimmy'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:32, Reply)
You know Monty, every time I see your screen name on here, two things happen.
Number one, I get a lob on.

Number two, I think of Del Boy's mate Boycie.

'Marleeeene!'
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:33, Reply)
'hapop'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)
Edited, my spacky fingers hit return instead of P.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)
Sleep well
ma brethren
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)
Psst.
Amberl, you need to make some sort of complicated hand-shake type thing for him too.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)
shakes
waggles hands, high five then thumb war
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:40, Reply)
Don't forget the shoulder barge!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:41, Reply)
totally bro

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:45, Reply)
Innit!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:50, Reply)
Netto fabulous, right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)

Netto fabulous, right here. Is Monty's best Supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:37, Reply)
RIGHT FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AM GOING TO BED
(with Lampers)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:47, Reply)
happy anal thrusting

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:47, Reply)
As am I. Well, I might wait til Portal has finished downloading
AFTER ABOUT 5 HOURS FUCKERS IT'S ON 96%
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:48, Reply)

HOURS +OF ANAL
ERS ING

Which side of the bed do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:51, Reply)
One closest the wall please.
Something to brace against when you decide to bum me in the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:55, Reply)
I can't believe you only rate me at 96%

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:56, Reply)
Oh shit, it was incompatible all along. ARSE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:59, Reply)
I'm off to dream of your 'portal' now
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 2:01, Reply)
Night love!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 2:04, Reply)
I don't think I really need to answer that.

(Spitz, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 7:52, Reply)

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