it was ok
I haz swollen gland :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Aw! *sad face*

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)

i knoez

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

Don't sleep with her BGB
she has glandAIDZ
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

INTERNET LIES!
I'm clean I tell ya.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

I've never had sex with a b3tan
But I'm pretty sure if I had been single when I started on B3ta I would have bumped uglies with at least 3 or 4 of the laydeez on here.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

I would have been on you like flies to dogshit : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

I'd have been at both your bashes
and I'd have been all up in your love zone and you'd have been all "Oh al, make sure you save the last fling of the evening for me" and I'd be all like "Hey BGB, I'll try, but you can't tame this stallion" and you'd have been all like "Oh wow, that maverick spirit gets me all wet" and I'd have been all like "Hey BGB, I can see by the way your squirming in your pants that your all hot for me, why don't we go upstairs and make your bedspings sing their favourite song" and you'd have been all like "*giggles* Oh al, let's get it on"
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

Fuck! that is just the way it would have been.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

We'd totally have a kind of long term casual thing going on
whenever my work took me anywhere up north, I'd drop in and see you and we'd have a cup of coffee, but neither of us would drink it as we'd always be too busy sneaking off to the toilets for a quick knee trembler.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:52, Reply)

It's like you can read my thoughts.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)

I like you style.
If I wasn't a loser, I'd be the same.

and weird looking
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

I've never had sex with a b3tan either
I'm beginning to think I'm in the minority
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

I would totally have been on you
but then I wouldn't have called and it would have been really awkward the next time we met. I'd have been cool with it, but you wouldn't have wanted to move on, even though we were both clear from the start that it was nothing serious, that's just the way I roll baby.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

You've got a very detailed fantasy life Al
I've never been known to call
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

You see this is the real problem
I would have put on a brave face and been all "Yeah, I'm not that into her, it was fun, but I'm not looking for a relationship right now" but in reality I'd be waiting up late at night crying and shouting "Why won't she even text me?" at my mobile.

Then I'd have another wank while thinking about your tits.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)

id have turned you down
I don't do fatties
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

*sadface*

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)

im joking
You'd be ankle deep before you knew it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

That's what I thought.
It would probably end badly, as I wouldn't want to be tied down, but you'd be looking for something more serious, and the final straw was when I gave you chlamydia.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)