No, there isn't.
The best thing I ever read was an article about how much better real butter is for you than those fucking spreads. Deep joy was felt in Chateau Monty that day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They give you cancer
Whereas butter may have lots of fat in, thats almost all it it has in it, so everything in moderation. Whereas those fucking spreads and, god forgive me, margarine, have about 80% bowel cancer in them, and a list of ingredients that would make a chemical engineer wince.

Edit to say, the most important bit...They taste fuck all like butter.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Fucking ace news, isn't it.
My mother had us on St Ivel fucking Gold at one point. A low in my culinary life, that was...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)

One word.
Stork


The nightmares still continue
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Margarine is now illegal in this country, is it not?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I should hope so

"I can't believe it's not cancer"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)