Who else is up stupidly early on a Sunday morning?
And worse of all.. for me, its for nothing! Was due to go on a bike ride with someone, and got all packed up, ready to go.. picked phone up. Ooh I have a message! "sorry was on the piss last night only just got home (6am) ) sorry!"

So anyone else up for no reason what so ever this early on a Sunday?
(Miggyman, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 7:35, 225 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I growl at people who do that.
You chose alcohol over spending time with me? Fuck off.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:13, Reply)

Now now,
At the time he wasn't making that choice, but one drink led to another and he's fucked up.
We don't know if he's a repeat offender or if this is a one-off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:33, Reply)

No difference to me.
I was particularly frustrated having stayed completely sober the night before, up at seven, wash, make lunches, pack, boots on, ready to get picked up at 8am for a walk. Nine o'clock comes, nothing, so I start out on a walk on my own locally. Half past two that afternoon, 'Sorry hung over lol' *holds head in hands*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:39, Reply)

oh people make mistakes and get drunk, Granpaw.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I'm a miserable old bastard sometimes :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I have had lots of sleep over this weekend, really caught up
I've got a hideously sore throat, and my head hurts, but the blazing sunshine woke me up. I can't begrudge sunshine. I love these autumn days.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:35, Reply)

LOVE it!
The colours out there too, wowzers. I'll be out much of the day moving stuff around and into the new flat. Are you off out or having a lazy day?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Visiting various family members today and working tonight
I'm supposed to fit in some housework but I want to mooch about in the sunshine instead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:42, Reply)

That's the right choice.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Same here.
Autumn is a time to reflect on the year, to start dressing up warm, the promise of snow and christmas lights, the dogs walking in the park, the sun shining down, chances to have Hot Chocolate, to start thinking about those loved and loss'd, to see if you've really made that promise to yourself on New Years Eve that you'll take control of your life this year; and how if you haven't, to be sure to do it on the next one. Seeing the kids playing conqures, the nights dawning ealier and earlier, leaving and coming back home in the darkness. Seeing the homeless on the streets and giving them that packet of crisps and sandwiches you didn't finish for lunch. Drinking whorelicks while watching your soaps that are starting to get good again, thinking and contemplating about what delights you wish to cook up. Warm soups and crusty bread. Calling up your mates you haven't spoken to in months and talking about stuff that happened years ago. Drinking port and bailies coffees.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

All of that excepts dogs in parks
It's nerve-wracking.

WHORELICKS! YAY!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I have a massive hangover but still got up.
I find it hard to stay in bed once I'm awake.

Mu head hurts : (
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I was too tired to get drunk

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I need to stop doing it.
I say stupid things.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Only takes one glass for me to say stupid things
Mind you I say stupid things sober too.
I have a useless filter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:52, Reply)

don't worry, I do that too...

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:55, Reply)

*goes to check*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 8:52, Reply)

I think the thread I started below must qualify.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I've just looked
and I think even though you started it, my pissed boyfriend put it to bed nicely. *facepalms*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

say type
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Me too, I got two hours of stomach-pains whenever I get up.
So if I go back to sleep, which takes about 30 mins or soo, I got 30 mins of OH WOE IS ME guts, and then when I wake up, I got the same thing again.... so it's easier for me to just get up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'm watching the Hollyoaks Omnibus in the background 'cus I didn't really concentrate watching it this week.
I'm looking forward to next week, there is going to be a huge fire and people are going to die. I love it when hollyoaks gets a 'raw'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Me, off to get my new car now. Then watch Arsenal smash the Toon.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

what kind of car?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

It's a 52 plate mondeo graphite, and the best thing is
It has a cup holder!!!!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Now we have to stop and get a cup..

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Or a can, or a mug, it's versatile!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

You should get one of those Thermos mugs
and a coffee pot with a 12v car cigarette lighter plug
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I don't do hot drinks,
they are for weirdoes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Even tea?
the beverage of the great and good?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

me too
i hate hot drinks, they just make you thirsty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I was raised on tea
I need a min of five cups a day to LIVE
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

i am like this with diet coke
although i can't say i was raised on it, i think i did it to myself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:01, Reply)

like scott adams?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

yeah, I used to drink tea with milk and two sugars before I realised I liked the milk and sugar
not tea.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

i need tea
now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Ill put the kettle on in a bit
having a fizzy drink atm
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

morning you, how goes it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

headachey and a bit grumpy
but i blame staying on here until half one and drinking beers

why aren't you driving your new car right now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

you cant drive and use wifi at the same time

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Because I'm goign to wait until I leave for the football.
Which is shortly.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

doesn't that just mean
you spend your first time driving your new car in a traffic jam (I live near a football ground and you can't get anywhere when there's a thing on)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Nah cause I'm going to the pub to watch it. I couldnt get tickets this week.
I live in Bristol but support Arsenal.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

that sounds v grown-up!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I am being sensible whislt at uni then I will get a stupid car.
How you feeling today? I have packaged that stuff and will send tomorrow.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

i'm still a bit dopey and dizzy
but pretty much better, thank you.

and thank you again!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

gLAD TO HEAR IT.
NO worries.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I was having a lovely sleep
when my heating went on and made banging noises at half 7

stupid heating
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I am one of the smug
Up early for gym - ran the furthest I've ever run before on the treadmill.

Home by 9am, fitted a new DVDRW (last one broke), now practising some slap bass, drinking tea - AND IT'S STILL NOT EVEN 11AM WOOOOO

Only downside is the mp3 player went in the wash with my filthy gym stuff and it got absolutely soaked. It's drying by the window and I refuse to turn it on to find out until it's without doubt bone dry, but I am pessimistic.....
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I am going to assume this is lies on teh internets
Otherwise I am shamed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

to be fair
"the furthest I've ever run" is pretty relative. It might only be a 200 yards.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Indeed
I've had some problems with stamina in the past so I only ran something like 2km, but I also spent 30 mins on the rowing machine beforehand!

Going to undo all my good work by having cheese burgers for lunch... mMmmmmm
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I had a full english breakfast
and probably won't get to the gym today, so I can hardly judge.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I mean to go to the gym
but I have a pile of work, a job application, a headache and a huge case of can't-be-arsed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

i always find
when i bounce off to the gym full of enthusiasm that i find it really hard going when i get there. and yet when i have to drag myself there, i have a much better workout.

/contrary
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Oh god ogod
I just spent a considerable amount of time cleaning my hand with antiseptic.
I tried to usher Tigger along the sofa and touched his bum!! His actual bum, not just his furry buttocks.

I have a rotten cold, apparently. It feels very odd, but the CO alarm didn't go off so it can't be that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

eeeeeow
i am watching "pet shame" and laughing at an african grey that won't stop swearing.

and trying to put off going to work.... boo.

edit - it's now going on about a dog's anal sacs. i think that is enough incentive to head off to the office.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I think the universe is telling you to go to work
Via the medium of anal sacs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I wonder if his anal gland needs doing. Do you take them to the vet for that?
I hope he won't be tricking me into touching his bum again
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

having just seen the vet squeezing a jack russell's
i would say fuck yes don't go anywhere near that nasty shit.

jeeeeeeeesus!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Oh god I might get Becky up here to do it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

from what i have just learned courtesy of sky tv
if tigger isn't obese, his anal sac glands should be fine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

No he's slim
Sometimes gets a tummy but generally looks like a baby lamb.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

what colour is he?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Tabby and white

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

cute!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I'll try and get a picture up.
He always looks angelic but he has zero respect and dishes out domestic violence on a regular basis.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Here's my boy
He likes vino like his mam.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Aw what a pretty face.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

awwwww

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

awwwww nothing
That little thing is a vicious bastard. Thankfully he knows better than to go anywhere near me.

He does have a very cute tiny face though.
( djtrialprice, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Look at his face
It's so tiny.
And he does go near you, but you shun him, and then he is forced to express himself by nibbling your toes.
The poor little thing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

hello tigger!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

oh yeah i'd love to see him
i adore cats but unfortunately am massively allergic to them, it's very sad.

oh god he's so cute, look at his massive eyes!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I was allergic but my ex's mum had loads of cats
and over time I got ok.
Same with my old flatmate. It's a nightmare at first but with contact it can subside.

Look at this one. Then I promise to stop.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

he's so pretty!
what's he looking at? the camera?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)

He's looking at a pen I have
You'd love it. It's pink with a butterfly and maribou on the end.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

yes that sounds like exactly the sort of pen i would buy
and then whip out of my bag at a client meeting, much to my boss' facepalming disgust
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

One of the barmaids bought me that
along with a pink stapler and pink lips Post-Its.
She doesn't know me very well. I'm so unpink!
(Too much pink bedroom as a child. Up to here with it.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)

it does sound quite girly
i am not a pink girly girl at all, i only have about 2 pink items of clothing. but ever since i bought my pink fridge to femininise up my grey/stainless steel/wood/brown kitchen, i do have a soft spot for matching pink gadgets!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)

What's he doing on the dining table!?

( djtrialprice, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

While the dj's away...
And isn't it evident what he's doing?
He's being gorgeous.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Pfft!
Don't tell me you've never tricked anyone into touching your bum.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Course I have!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)

why does owning a pet involve
dealing with so much poo?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Same with babies and the elderly. And students.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

This is why it is to be avoided
and then there's the thousands of pounds a year spent on food, vets, clothes and the TIME of walks, grooming, playing. Not for me.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I used to have hamsters
their poo isn't so gross, but they don't live long enough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

they are a bit pointless too, surely
there is a reason they are extinct in the wild!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Are they extinct in the wild?
I love hamsters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Oh man no, they're hilarious
You can train them.
And they don't smell, like other rodents.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

maybe it was the one we had when i was a student
it was a right little bastard! in particular you did NOT want to sit near it, it would aim itself so that its piss shot out of the bars of the cage...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

what they hell did you do to it?
I have never seen one do that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

they do like to keep their cages clean i think
stupid little ginger rodent, it made me sneeze and i hated it!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I had one who used to do a handstand followed by a gentle piss out of her cage
She just didn't like mess.
She was so prissy and girly, yet she had messy fur and was the size of a fucking guinea pig. We had to widen the window of her little house because her arse kept getting stuck.
I nicknamed her Britney, but she was called Holly. She used to go for naps up my sleeve.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

how can you not love a creature that
does handstands to pee?!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

She didn't do it all the time, and she always aimed it perfectly out of the same corner so it didn't spill onto the carpet.
Another time she caught a corner of our sofa throw and tried to stuff it all in her pouches for bedding. I wonder if she'd have got the whole sofa in there if we'd not found her.
She was so cute and friendly and pretty that I'd have forgiven her anything.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Just for a cute joke, I wrapped up a present for one hamster at christmas
and put it in a baby sock. He could obviously smell it was a chewy stick and tried to pull it in and open it, it was proper bless
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Awwwww

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

They aren't extinct in the wild!
At least not according to wikipedia!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

oh crap
well they should be!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Yes they don't bring much to the table
Small, slow, harmless and probably tasty...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)

slow?!
they are proper fast when awake, dwarf hamsters especially
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

certainly the ones I had didn't really have 'street smarts'
or any smarts really. They are very sweetly dumb
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I have mountain dew, waffles and the league of gentlemen
what else is needed?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Red Doritoes
A requirement for any given situation.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

you mean
monster munch and houmous, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

My favourite crisps are McCoys crinkle cut cheese and onion.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

cheese and onion?
feet flavour?

no thanks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Maybe I meant Salt and Vinegar McCoy's

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

this.
dipped in Philadelphia
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

are you pregnant??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

No I just like cheese and cheese based foods

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

i love cheese
but not philadelphia on crisps.

maybe i should open my mind (and gob) and try it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Use it like a dip
its really worth a try
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

sainsburys do a snack pack
of mini foccacia sticks and philadelphia. i shall start with this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I'll tell you what's nice
If you fry garlic, peppers and olive oil, then lower the heat, mix in some Philadelphia, then put it on toast.
It's been a favourite toast topping since I was 17 and trying to recreate a tostita I'd had when I was studying in Spain.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Want.
With some nice fresh bread
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

you know
that's the first thing i actually fancy the sound of eating since i started throwing up on friday.

*bookmarks*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

That means you're well on the mend

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

yeah i hope so
on the plus side i am about 7lbs thinner than i was last week, hoorah!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I like that kind of illness

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I always put it back on within a few days : (

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)

well it's only fluids, not real weight loss
but i figure at least 3 or 4 of them should stay off for good, the little bastards!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That does sound nice
might be good with the garlic and herb Philadelphia too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I don't like it when manufacturers flavour stuff like Philly or passata or tinned toms
They should leave it to the consumer to decide.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I'm lazy though
it's nice to stuff in a chicken breast or put on a sandwich without having to herb it up too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I just thought of Boursin and found that perfectly acceptable
I am a hypocrite
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Somebody tell me to clean please.
I managed to get to the shops for bread and baked beans but now I'm not hungry and I can't get motivated to do some cleaning.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

If I'm living in filth today, so are you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Okeydokey.
Settles down.

Edit - I will have to empty the bin though once these painkillers kick in.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I've got until Friday to clean Chez Trial Price

( djtrialprice, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Plenty of time.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

MOAR PROCRASTINATION!

( djtrialprice, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Hell yeah!
I might have a nap later.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

And let me guess
You'll leave it until two hours before you're due to meet me at the station ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

If I can clean
You can too
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I'm having a Fray Bentos
The Sunday lunch of Kings
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

A man's lunch.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Proper scran

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:26, Reply)

what is a fray bentos, crisps?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Fray Bentos make pies in cans.
This is not made up.

It is also a town in Paraguay, bizarrely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I have no shame
I'm simply not capable, in the face of such artery furring delights
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Prepare yourself
Its a pie, in a TIN.

farm1.static.flickr.com/55/183361135_aad612f836.jpg
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

holy. shit.
i am a northerner and i have never heard of this!

mind you, i probably only eat about 1 pie a year, so i am not a real northerner in that respect.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

you can only really have one of these things in your lifetime
they are basically lard wrapped in fat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

sounds
right up there with deep-fried mars bars
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Every shop in Scotland sells these
Even the newsagents usually have a domestic chip pan set up, usually under the counter. Serving up any deep fried item you can wish for. Last one I had was a portion of deep fried Freddo's and chips.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I am so moving there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

jesus christ!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Gulliblelols

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Indeed
It probably isn't even real food. Just a combination of saturated fat, bum gravy and tender chunks of win.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

tender chunks of win
i like this phrase
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

kings recovering alcoholics in half-way houses
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)

recovering That's more like it
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I have just invented a delicious vegetarian fried rice dish.
It involves an aji limo chili, chinese mushrooms, garlic, onion, toasted pine nuts, an orange pepper, sesame oil and Vietnamese coriander.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:27, Reply)

hello you
nice weekend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Not at all bad, thank you.
I popped up to the farmers' market in Broadway Market (next to my house) yesterday to get some cheese. Got no cheese at all, but ended up on a raging boozeup involving heroic drugs, Rastas and a friend (that I hate) who runs illegal drinking dens.

At one point I had a meal, and have managed to acquire a turntable so I can now play the records I've bought in the past three months. Top pick is a Mercury Records rockabilly complilation. It's superb.

How was the wedding?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Don't ask
She nearly had a date with Edmund instead though.
She doesn't know how close she came to getting a cock gaz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

yes, luckily for me i missed all that
i was too busy putting my head in the toilet...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

She has no idea
that she's about to get one from me, any minute, either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

promises promises

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Lost your macro lens again Monty?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Heresy!

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

haha
this was quite witty, for you!!!

although totally inaccurate, i am sure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Your validation makes my cock weep with joy

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

this almost, ALMOST
sounds a touch sarcastic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

She was validating Monty's cock.
Not yours.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

validating monty's cock
is that prison slang?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

oh i like that place
i've only been there once before, mind.

hang on, a friend that you hate?? other than that, sounds like great fun.

wedding. humph. i had to miss the wedding because i spent all of friday night throwing up, and at about 10pm i was vomiting so hard that i was yakking up blood and panicking a LOT. i'm ok now but haven't really left the sofa since friday evening!!!!!!! ps: sorry to everyone who has heard me ranting about being sick since friday. i'll get over it by maybe tuesday next week...


( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Unlucky mon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

i know!
my friend will never believe i was ill either, as i am always standing him up for things like his sandhurst balls... gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

My grandfather won the 'double swords' at Sandhurst.
I don't know what this is, but apparently it's BIG TINGS A'GWAN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

swords anal
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

according to wiki answers
it is something to do with extra honours. nice work, grandpa monty.

oooh, my friend has just called her new puppy monty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I see. That's not too surprising, he was a fearsome general.
(my grandad, not your friend's dog)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

wow
that's pretty cool. did you know him?

my grandad was only a lowly captain i think, my dad has his medals up in his study.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I only met him a handful of times.
He was an epic bigot who came out with the greatest racist non-sequitur of all time:

'The Chinese are turning Toronto into a miniature Lebanon'

?????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

that is marvellously random
he must have had some amazing tales to tell, though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I stand to inherit some incredible heirlooms when my father pegs it,
including a silk map* of the Rhineland with his escape route inked in a dotted line, replete with massive bloodstain from where he had his throat cut. Also WW1 cavalry spurs from HIS father, I already have his whistle and a lovely dress sword.

*sewn into the lining of his coat
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

holy shit, that's amazing
and also, who cut his throat??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Ze Germanss.
He escaped by killing the sentry who cut him*, then tied his socks round his neck to staunch the blood, and swam across the Rhine.

*he'd been parachuted in behind enemy lines, right into completely the wrong place, with German soldiers all over the place
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

that is like something out of a movie
or rather something they base movies on, i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

It is, rather.
His own father was shot to ribbons in the early stages of WW1, having gone 'over the top' armed with nothing but a cane. He only survived because at that stage they still tried to save people who were shot to pieces - six months later he'd have been left where he fell, and I WOULD NOT NOW EXIST.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

what a horrifying thought
for many reasons.

but especially the bit in caps.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I NO, RITE?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

truly terrifying
AND then no mini-monty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

yea?
well I'll probably have super noodles. *humph*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

The most inaccurate description of a foodstuff ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Mornin Mont

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Maaarnin'
*chews straw, leans on gate*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

our senior associate does that
i always have a stash of straws for my diet coke obsession, and he always nicks one to chew when he comes in for something. it doesn't count if it's not golden and from a field!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

You have a gate in your office?
*confused face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

well, a filing cabinet
same height innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Nice hat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Moi woife made it, mush.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

woife woife-cousin-daughter-sister
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

'Ave you lorst a shoe?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I've had my beans on toast and I feel ready for anything now.
As long as that anything involved a sofa and a TV.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I have to get ready and go to Mum and Dad's
But there is a roast dinner at the end of it :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)

my plans have now shifted too
instead of work then dinner out, it's a late lunch then work.

which means vegetarian roast at the pub. great way to put back my 7lbs...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Nom

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I'm making chicken soup later.
Woo!
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Jew!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Alter Kocker!

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)

that sounds alarmingly healthy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

It will be : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)

with hot french bread and real butter?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Brown bread and butter.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Is there a real world alternative to 'real butter'

I haven't found one
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)

No, there isn't.
The best thing I ever read was an article about how much better real butter is for you than those fucking spreads. Deep joy was felt in Chateau Monty that day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

They give you cancer
Whereas butter may have lots of fat in, thats almost all it it has in it, so everything in moderation. Whereas those fucking spreads and, god forgive me, margarine, have about 80% bowel cancer in them, and a list of ingredients that would make a chemical engineer wince.

Edit to say, the most important bit...They taste fuck all like butter.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Fucking ace news, isn't it.
My mother had us on St Ivel fucking Gold at one point. A low in my culinary life, that was...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)

One word.
Stork


The nightmares still continue
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Margarine is now illegal in this country, is it not?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I should hope so

"I can't believe it's not cancer"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

i prefer a sprinkling of salt
or balsamic vinegar to butter
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

doesn't go well on toast with marmite or marmalade though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I saw Marmite chocolate for sale the other day.
1. that's a bit too far even for me, I think and
2. it was in an ironmonger's.

Fucking weird all round.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)

that sounds bizarre
I saw a similar product on the Antiques Roadshow that a guy had from the 30s or 40s that was Oxo chocolate. The tag line on it was something like "Chocolate with the healthful and nourishing properties of Beef"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Amazing it never took off, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

has your hangover gone now then?
i was in bhs the other day choosing light fittings (my life is that glamorous) and they had a marmite cheeseboard christmas giftset. wtf?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)