Fookin hell
She's a cunt.

All exes are, the secret is to break them mentally, then watch them flail through life, realising that everything is empty, until they drive to a hotel, drink a bottle of vodka, then hang themselves.

Alternatively, just ignore her? Evidently she's spiteful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

my exes are fine.
I was friends with them before, and am friends after.

They were fine shortly after the break up even.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Relieved mate,
relieved.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

The word is either 'ecstatic' or 'overjoyed'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

or accompanied by "so" in italics
I am so relieved
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I've only ever had issues with one ex of mine
They carried on for quite a while. We're friends again now, but there was months of us just not getting on afterwards.

This was compounded by me telling her that she was fat, to her face. Whoops!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)