Don't worry old bean,
I'm simply luring these cretins into a false sense of security before I FUCKING DESTROY THEM IN A TSUNAMI OF BILE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Cool, there's nothing like delivering a good kicking to a dusty kneed b3ta helot
and sending them back to their hovel in disgrace.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

I'm going to nick their dinner money,
administer a savage wedgie and then finish them off with a virtual bog-wash.

Then get expelled and have home tutoring because no-one will have me. Then I'm going to end up in an old offenders' institute.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

You've got a plan and that's what counts, there's too much aimless drifting these days
Don't forget to dispense the old duvet wrap treatment at the institute, show them who the daddy is.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Soap in a towel, snooker ball in a sock.
I AM READY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Sweet
Rite I've had enough of work, my brain is melting

/fucks off
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)