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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New thread for a new life.
Be decisive. What are you going to do tomorrow to change your life for the better?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:28, 220 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Eat cold pizza and watch CSI.
Oh wait, I'm going to see my grandma :D That'll be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Not really life changing enough Lamps.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
She might give her a tenner
for a student that's pretty life changing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
She sent me a 50£ cheque.
I love her to bits.

and the joke was it's not lifechanging at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
I'm sure what you spent it on was life shortening at least

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
I've not cashed it yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Spend it on lube

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)
I don't use lube, remember.
How's the knee?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Sore
and the limping is now causing me pain with my pelvis.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)
Ooh dear. Hope it gets better soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
sneek around the college when the woman who I am covering comes in for her meeting
then jump out and scare her into a heart attack. Actually I'll just show her some of the mad shit the students are up to now :D

profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
try at work
i probably wont though. Stuck on train from london to brizzle :-(
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Stuff.
I'm going to do stuff.

But first, I'm going to cook dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Needs moar specifics
And why do you eat so late?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
DINNER BLOUSIE
Don't interrupt a man when he's having his dinner
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
It's 8.30pm.
Why hasn't he had his dinner yet. It's far too late.

Unless you live with Tourettes : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)
He's a man on his own Blousie
he can eat his dinner whenever he likes.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
But....but............but.....
It's harder to sleep well when you're digesting.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
He's a man on his own Blousie
he'll go to bed when he's good and ready.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)
I just worry about him.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
He needs a womans touch Blousie
that's what he needs, a woman's touch.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
I hope he finds one soon.
A nice young lovely girl to kiss away his worries.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

kiss gobble
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

worries semen
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
*You guys*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
*punches shoulder*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)
*punches Al's knee, really fucking hard*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
I just got a bit of dust or smoke in my eye while watching tomo's 'oaks.
Yeah', that's it, laughter tears or something, yeah', silly 'oaks, loada shit, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
"I'm Ready Now!"

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)
It was the bits with with just the music and you can't hear what's being said that got to me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Gonz, I can't watch Hollyoaks any more
I tried but the new characters and angles made me cross.
Could you gaz me a summary (or post here if no one minds spoilers on tomorrow's) so that I know what is happening to the folks that I used to know so long ago, Like Little Tom and Steph and AR MERCEH and AR JACKEH please?

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
I also watched Jack Duckworth die last night even though I don't watch Corrie.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
I was hoping he'd go in a blaze of glory.
Not just a whimper.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
I liked it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
My sister told me it was dead sad when he croaked.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
I don't care.
Constipation Street is possibly the biggest load of shite on the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)
that is very presumptuous.
i will be doing no such thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Then you sir are a loser.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
whoah there steady on,
we can't do things to improve our lives every day.
i'm happy with my life as it is in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
There is always room for improvement.
ALWAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
well yeh obviously
but what is the point if you are happy where you are at?
is that not the ultimate aim in life?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
You can't be happy with your lot yet.
It's not normal.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
You can't tell me what to do mum

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Pull your socks up and get with the fucking programme.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
fine, i'll go for a run

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Not get dragged into a /talk clown's idea of a joke
I thought I'd hit a raw nerve with a Bridgend comment but he's an utter knob.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Just go with the flow.
It's all gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Like the filling of a co-op pie.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I know
I try not to cause offence.

I'm accused of causing offence.

The offence is all in the strange boy's head.

Real life is so much easier than b3ta most of the time.

AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'M STUCK AT HOME POSTING ON HERE!! EH?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Happy Birthday
How old are you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
42
BGB is older, but I'm one of the oldest posters on here I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
I hope you have a very happy evening.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Sitting on my own drinking cheap wine
But thanks for the sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Ditto!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Doing a big night on Friday
My mate's birthday is on Monday so we're doing a joint big night of old geezers pretending to be young.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Just go for it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
I went for it this time last year
And ended up in a weird relationship for ten months.

Not sure I'm wanting that again right now, although a mucky shag wouldn't go amiss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)

DiNetto!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Don't quite have to resort to Netto yet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
You might have given me a flase smile.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)
A flase smile?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)
false even!
I changed my keyboard the other day and I'm having all manner of issues getting used to it!

But do you know why I had to change my keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Cider spillage?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Nope!
www.zxspectrum.net and Daley Thompson's Decathalon!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:28, Reply)
I don't get it : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Did you ever have a home computer 'back in the day' on the 1980's?
Or were you too busy drinking cider in the park?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Park and cider : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
I had you down as more of a Thunderbird kinda girl.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)
Hahaha!
We drank that at polytechnic before we went out for the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I'm sure there were two different Thunderbirds
One with a blue label and a red one.

Or am I making that up?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
I can't remember.
Brain cells killed by too much Thunderbirds.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
You're not wrong
the red was about 2% stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
that sounds like a happy evening to me!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)
THANKS FOR RE-ITERATING THAT.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Sorry chuck
But it's true facts, isn't it.

Bartleby could be older than us both though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
something something
meaning of life, the universe and everythign
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Young whippersnapper
Your best years are ahead of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
i think you are still confusing "offence" with "no offence"
but it is okay
you'll get through this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
I'm through it
You seem like a decent guy, but inflicted with occasional cuntish moments.

Shake 'em off and I'll cope with you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
It'll take a while
he was the scourge of 4rthur many years ago, too

(in a nice-ish way)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
i don't change,
people just get resigned to putting up with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
i'm afraid you're going to have to live with my cuntish moments,
there is little i can do about them,
maybe i will try and be more cuddlewuddle friendly on here,
maybe
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Don't do it.
We need people like you to shake us up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
don't encourage me now
it is what it is i am what i am, there is an ignore option i guess if people don't like me
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Happy birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Hizzle Bizzle

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
ROOOOOOOOOOOOTATATATATATA!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Halibut!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Happy birthday old man.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
oh man wot have i dun

would it have been alright if you had have hit a nerve? would that be better for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Wrestle a bear.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
You'll find that life terminating more than life changing.
But go for it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Lots of bears round your end then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
They're attracted by the smell

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
I haven't been round your mums for ages?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
She always gives you a bath

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Sponge bath mind I struggle to fit in that bucket you northerners call baths

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
The tin one we drag in front of the fire to warm up

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
pooh bear

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
I couldn't wrestle pooh bear
I quoted the house on pooh corner in my mini diss last term
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
You must be able to wrestle pooh bear
he's got no claws.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Have you read the Tao of Poo?
It's very uplifting.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Yeah it's fantastic. My brother got it for me last Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
do you remember that old viral e-mail
about pooh going apeshit and killing everyone? It was in the mid to late 90s or something. It was pretty good, but not as good as one I did about Wombles. I'll find it sometime
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Please do sounds ace

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
I think my one is only in paper form in a box somewhere
but a quite search comes up with the Pooh one

www.turoks.net/Cabana/PoohGoesApeshit.php
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
That is brilliant. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Go for a run.
Might go and give blood.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Buy Gaviscon
Lots of Gaviscon.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Aw honey bunnny.
You still suffering?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Yeah but tomorrow is the first proper sensible dose of Lanzarotti prazole or whatever it's called
And I'm going to do exactly what the instructions say, so that might help.
I haz gastritis. It's hardly cancer but I didn't know what it was and I was cacking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
I was prescribed that for gastric troubles.
It works really well. A thirty day course and now I'm rarely troubled.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Oh that fills me with hope
How long did it take to kick in?
Took one today but only when I got it from the chemist and not first thing like it says.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Not very long.
Pretty instant, but I took the full course anyway as advised.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Go to Tesco and get their own brand indegestion tablets
the ones with Ranitedene in them.

They are the shit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

are the make you
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Not as much as Ibuprofen
I've discovered.

I took 4-6 a day for a week and i've been shitting through the eye of a needle for a while.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
I think Tesco Max Flu caplets exacerbated my gut agony

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Strange!
Painkillers usually make you constipated.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)
It's a recognised side effect
along with quite severe flatulence. It's a good job I work alone.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Coedine and morphine ones do
Ibuprofen can rip your guts out.

Sorry to hear it Al, I need my 400mg every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
I've stopped taking them now as they weren't making any difference to my sore knee
Ice packs are better.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
what did you do to it anyway Al??? I must have missed you saying what happened elsewhere.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Oh you minx you're laying a trap

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)
It's too early for me to do something as complex as laying a trap.
can't function fully just yet. Still getting through my breakfast.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
TOMMORROW MY LIFE CHANGES.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
That's a sweeping statement.
Elaborate?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
I shall take life by the balls and squeeze.
HARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Tomorrow my life changes too.
My last ever highschool exam. Then I'm free.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Woo!
I'm quite jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)
aha don't be - still gotta get through it!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Still none the wiser
What are you going to do?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
I haven't figured that bit out yet.
I shall start by being more confidant.

Edit- I may demand something but I haven't quite figured out what yet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
satisfaction?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Sanatogen?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)
senacot?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:26, Reply)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:28, Reply)
how rude

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Sort of.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:26, Reply)
You can't give us headlines
Without facts to back them up.

Every day should be a better day but you launched this off in BIG CAPITALS which is normally a prelude to a world-shattering announcement.

Don't wimp out now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
It was a bit of a last minute decision so bear with me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)
I will get spotted by a big time Hollywood Director and will be a star by Thursday!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)
*insert your name in a hollywood star app here*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)
I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
ill get gonz to write that app

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:25, Reply)
This is what I'm talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
When I'm hanging out with Jeff, I'll get you a pass, Blousie.
"Oh, Jeff, have you met BGB? Yeah, she made me famous."
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Oh.....my....God!
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:27, Reply)
You totally will

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Tomorrow I shall make sandwiches to take to work
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)
What filling will they have?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Dairylea.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)
turkey
Or ham. Or mini cheddars.
Or ham and mini cheddars
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Get your mum to text you some Dunkers and a Viscount

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:26, Reply)
ooorwight montypie

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:27, Reply)
Not too bad.
Me and my great chums at TalkTalk have had such fun this evening. I love them so much.

How's the new job and when are we going to Tayyabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)
have you still not got that sorted? god they're rubbish
Job is awesomes and we can go whenever you want
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)
THEIR???
Woman!
EDIT Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)
damn thought id got away with that mongadong

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)
How polite am I, neighbour?
I just can't bully you like I used to.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
regular sex has made you all fluffy
And lovely and sweet
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)
No it hasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
LIES ON THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
I miss evil Monty :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Don't worry old bean,
I'm simply luring these cretins into a false sense of security before I FUCKING DESTROY THEM IN A TSUNAMI OF BILE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Cool, there's nothing like delivering a good kicking to a dusty kneed b3ta helot
and sending them back to their hovel in disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
I'm going to nick their dinner money,
administer a savage wedgie and then finish them off with a virtual bog-wash.

Then get expelled and have home tutoring because no-one will have me. Then I'm going to end up in an old offenders' institute.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
You've got a plan and that's what counts, there's too much aimless drifting these days
Don't forget to dispense the old duvet wrap treatment at the institute, show them who the daddy is.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Soap in a towel, snooker ball in a sock.
I AM READY.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Sweet
Rite I've had enough of work, my brain is melting

/fucks off
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
So have you got telly again now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Nein.
Broadband is a major achievement - telly is the next K2-esque joy I need to scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)
Monty!
I'm feeling a bit naughty.

WHAT YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I'm going to hop onto the next train to Hovisland
and give you a spanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)
*hopes that's true in a Monty is single kind of way*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)
If I were single
there'd be the sound of stones rattling at your bedroom window in a matter of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
im having tea and cake with your girlfriend this weekend i believe
Gonna be naughty
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)
Awwww!
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Hahahaha!
You are such a fucking charmer.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
I am Leslie Phillips and I shall put five pounds into a savings account.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Give up B3ta.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:30, Reply)
UR Battered* AICMFP

*RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)
I am not battered
I am semi serious
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Don't do it, old boy.
It's not like you're frittering your days away on here like he was, and I am - you'd be missed terribly.

I'll buy a Low album if you promise not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
I dunno, QOTW is quite poor these days (though yet to hit the depths of the mixtapes question)
I can only access B3ta in the evenings anyway. I miss all the best bits.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
QOTW is completely fucking bent.
The only dealings I have with it are the snippets in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)
I don't even read the newsletter. It hurts my eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I don't even go on b3ta
/lies
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
UR FACE HRTS MY EYES

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
MY FIST HITS UR FACE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Dozer
Pull yourself round son.

What's up with you tonight? I need your Northern input.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

round off
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Northern? You know I'm Scottish, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
You can't get more northern than that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Yeah, Father fucking Christmas lives in Stranraer, doesn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
*blows raspberry*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Lucky raspberry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Just you wait till L dumps you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
I suppose I can wait a week.
There's no way I can keep getting away with it for any longer than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Yeah! like your going to leap from the arms of a young nubile, funny, sweet and hot girl to my arms.
Fuck it.


I want her, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
You're just USING ME.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Duh!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Where abouts you at, up here in fucking baltic Scotchland?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
NO FIGHTING.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
AW
How about a contained stramash?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Aye OK then. Just a wee one.
My brother and I thank you from the bottom of our hearts for introducing us to the Best Website of All Time, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
I'm from Aberdeenshire
But I live in York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Don't blame ye
Been to Aberdeen a few times and never really like it. Too grim.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Is he northern?
*rallies round*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Not a fucking thing

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Typical bully-talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Why not change your life by having a word with your
WHORE of a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)
I say old bean.
One doesn't disparage anothers dog for jocularity.

It's just not the done thing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Now you're talking my language. Literally.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Talk to the bank about moving
it's time to get out of this place and be somewhere new.

Like a cocoon or someat.

Evening!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Wotcha gaylord.
Had your Horlicks yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Not quite
I'm just watching How I Met Your Mother (actually YOUR mother, it's our porn home movie) and then probably getting an early night because I'm still not caught up on my sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Whorelicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 5:42, Reply)

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