...of a BURNT DOWN CHURCH FULL OF KIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

hahaha
(But GOBLIN is right, I'd love to be at the Ashes).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Cricket is for boring cunts and cunts in general

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Are there ANY sports you'd pay to watch?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Loads, ahem
Football
Golf
Boxing
MMA
Rally Driving
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Football is a given - that doesn't count.
But you hate rugby too don't you?

EDIT: Seeing as you've answered that now.

What is MMA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

fancy word for fighting
mixed martial arts*

*anything goes bar kicks to the bollocks and biting.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

So you'd part with cash to watch men in
Elastic underpants roll about on the floor with each other.

As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

It's not wrestling Jeff
it's brilliant.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)

It is still men in pants
Bitch-slapping each other.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

I saw a bare knuckle fight in Kilburn once.
It was fucking excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Pub brawl of an organised 'all-in'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPYx5YkPp3E
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

That's still a little 'Hulk Hogan' to me, Bob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

They are fairly old clips. It's a bit less camp these days.
I just like watching people punch each other.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Organised gyppo job at a lock-in.
Scary but a mental experience.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

You'd pay to watch GOLF?
Boxing I understand, but rally driving? Fuck that, my boss went to France to see some all-night race bollocks and he said you just stand there in the dark and every now and then a car goes past.

Better off on the hard shoulder of the fucking M1. At least you can see better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Boxing is always a fun night out
As all the local would-be-gangsters and spivs come out in cheap suits and sunglasses and try and look dangerous.

Title fights are the best for that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

It's always a nice day out though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Cricket is for those who love it
Those who don't aren't of any significance.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)