I was only asking nicely, what the fuck do you want me to say?
"Oh gosh, that is deffo the worst thing in the world that has ever happened to anyone ever. DAMN YOU GOD AND DAMN YOU CIRCLE OF LIFE. The cat was obviously an adonis in feline form. It must feel like an extension of _you_ and everyone and everything has died. I wish upon wishes and wishes that this betrayal of natural circumstance be never bespode upon another person again. I would set up a manorial in the cats name, finances be damned, my offspring has no need for university, we'll remortgage the house right this moment to build a shrine, a temple akin in scale to the tombs of the fairoes. When I heard the news, and fell to my knees screaming at the gods and doubted my entire existence. Why couldn't it have been my grandmother instead? Why couldn't it have been me? Anyone, but anyone, instead of this magnificent beast."

As I said, I'm sorry for your lost, I'm sure you're very upset, go be with your family, you're obviously to distort internet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

oh gonz
how is anyone supposed to white-knight you when you do it so much better than anyone else ever could?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I tried down there at the end
But you're right, he's much better than me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

You see?
It's a lot funnir if I paint you as a little puppy running around waving your tail.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)