GOOD HEAVENS
I have just served a stunningly handsome individual.
I'm flustered.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:59, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*trigger fingers*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Oi! remember you can look but you can't touch.
I however, can touch anyone I want to.


I actually became flustered when Monty sat next to me in the pub. First time that's happened in a long time.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Aw I wouldn't dream of it
It's nice being able to appreciate handsome but not pine after it all day thinking "Ooh I hope I see him again."
I gots me the best pup in the window.
*Opinions expressed by Roota are not intended to cast aspersions on the handsomeness or brilliantness of anybody else's boyfriend/partner/love interest/crush/bit-on-the-side/Jeff Bridges.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I prefer the phrase
"It's alright to window-shop, just don't smash and grab."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Byoodeful

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Thanks for that.
You were great, by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Hahah you're a cheeky little bleeder
But you get away with it alright
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I read that in the style
of the 'Auf Wiedersen, Pet' theme tune.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Joe 'wishes he was Cocker' Fagin!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)