Thankfully that's never happened to me
Though have had a girl who employed a technique akin to trying to eke the last drops of toothpaste out of a tube...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What
She tried to roll it up from the bottom? :-/
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I stopped her before that point

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Thank Christ for that

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

She tried
to scrub off the sticky, crusty deposits that had built up around the end with a toothbrush?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Click.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

oh dear
that sounds like the equivalent.

that awful moment when you are trying to be polite and correct the technique without actually screaming... damn being british!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Exactly

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

my friend and i both pulled the same guy at uni
before we met each other. independently we both nicknamed him "edward scissorhands".

it makes me cross my legs just remembering him, and not in a good way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Did he have 'busy' hands?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

if you imagine having your most delicate bits probed by edward scissorhands
you will be 1/100000th of the way to that experience.

in all fairness, he was only about 18. he's probably a pro by now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

"When it comes to love you want a slowhand"

(Cave Duck, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

that's no good either!
as i am sure you are well aware, and do not require any form of lesson from me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)