The last time I rang an agency about a white-collar vacancy, the lad who answered should really have muted the phone handset.
ME: I've just seen your advert for (vacancy). Is it still available?
AGENT: Hang on a minute, please. [to supervisor] I've got someone here asking about (vacancy).
SUPERVISOR: [faint but clearly audible] Is it a woman?
AGENT: No.
SUPERVISOR: Tell him to fuck off then.
AGENT: [to me] I'm sorry, that vacancy has already been filled.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 22:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

replace women
with nigger, paki, spic, chink etc etc and welcome to Nine Direct recruitment ltd.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Did they ever dock "jobseeker fees" from their workers' pay packets back when that was still legal?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

No but we didn't pay contractors on time, ever.
It was ridiculous sometimes. I was so pissed off working there. I had a massive tantrum one day smashed my glass against the wall, punched the door and broke my hand.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Did they move to paper cups shortly after?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

I left about three days later.
It has since gone bust, the MD bankrupt and the other owner was Kieth Dawe, who I understand is involved with City somehow?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Yeah, Keith is on the board of directors
Second largest shareholder after Steve Lansdown.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

he is a sweaty, evil goblin of a man
with warty hands. I once witnessed him say to a black guy we worked with for a bit 'You're just a nigger trying to get bigger' I was speechless.

Edit - I know Lansdownes son as well
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)

What was the blackman in question doing at the time?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Arguing about commission
on a placement. It was ridiculous.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

What was the outcome?
I trust the black guy come out the winner?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)

He got up, walked out
came in the next day had a long meeting with Keith and came back to his desk. It was never mentioned in the office again. He left about two weeks later.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Do you think cash changed hands?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)