Are you sure it's the mattress?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

no thats why i said it
I actually got hit by a car with eyelashes but that sounded silly so I blamed the mattress
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

It was probably busy fluttering them at sexface

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

I didn't think it was a pen lighty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

ours or theirs?
They were both iffy, but at least their bloke shoved ours, ours just leaned into theirs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)

Yours, was when I posted the message
(Based on my slightly delayed MOTD view).

What have you got this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Wigan!
away again, really need 3 points I think to get 4 from these 2 away games.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

How is the poker playing going this week?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

haven't played since last I mentioned it
I did put all my deposits and withdrawals for the poker into a spreadsheet, though. I'm up about £170 this financial year. I started in April because I lost about £400 in March :)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

*Imagines you've logged on and spent a fortune gambling*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)