That won't work.
Read the Guardian, that normally puts them off.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

dutch, eh? i couldn't pull that off, i'd just sound like i'd had a stroke
Haha but this is add lee, not a black cab! So his politics are prob less right wing than hitler
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Or say something offensive
like "I think people with mobile phones are all morons"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Just before your own phone rings.
Too much of a risk.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Or
"How many jobs do you have? I'd imagine you can't pay your mortgage just by driving this stinky taxi..."
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Nooooooooo.
Being rotten to taxi drivers is not a good idea.

You'll end up rolled in a carpet in Epping Forest.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 8:59, Reply)

It's like this Muslim guy who picked me once on his cab
and was trying to convince me that Spain was still Arab, as we're mostly the same, and he considers himself Spanish as he was born in Marocco, and Spain belonged to them once. And he was giving me examples on how similar we are, you know, food, costumes...

I had to bite my tongue not to say that our main food is pig, and we love it over any other meat. And that we drink alcohol like crazy. And that no, we don't pray 5 times a day...

I was too scared he'd crash the car with me on it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 9:02, Reply)

It takes a special kind of mental to be a cab driver.
And I used to drive a mini cab.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Are you a Muslim obsessed with the reconquering of Spain?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 9:08, Reply)

al-Andalus, if you please

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)