*head in hands*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's funnier because my penis isn't anything like big enough to fill her mouth

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I'm sure her mouth just filled up involuntarily
due to that joke.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

don't please
i am in so much pain that even the thought of gently fellating al is not enough to wake/cheer me up. the restaurant owner is a total silver fox. we were drinking champagne, but he kept bringing me vodkas on the house. every time he would wink and say "there you go darling, another greek-sized portion for you".

oh god, oh god, why am i reminding myself... and why is my office so far away from the bathrooms (usually a good feature, admittedly)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I don't know why, but the idea of being gently fellated by a seriously hungover swipey
is even more arousing than just thinking of her normally.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

it's because you think i'd be all helpless and passive
you're not far wrong. there is nothing i wouldn't do for a diet coke right now.

the trainee must be despatched to the shop (our canteen only has cans and i prefer the glass bottles if possible)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

You are seriously high maintanence.
You make Kitty look like some kind of subservient slave.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Yeah! You say it, al!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

who rattled your cage?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Nobody, that's the problem

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

ah
well excuse yourself, go rattle your own cage for (what, 2 mins? or aren't you doing it twice?) and then come back and make me feel better!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

and here was me thinking that it was the chains and skimpy outfit I currently have her wearing that did that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

it's good for him
ass-kissing is an important skill to learn.

he has already learned that he must steal me diet cokes and orange clubs from every meeting he attends.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

<s>
Ah, fuck it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)