Problem with 2nd point:
Favours the public school demographic who typically get better tuition and are notoriously 'trained to pass' A-level exams. And even if they do fuck up, Daddy can probably afford their fees anyway.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hmm a good counter-point
I propose we solve it by punching everyone at public school in the genitals.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Motion carries

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

hoorah!!!
now come on, if i can see this, why the hell can't the government and the NUS see it?!

if you get CCC or above, you get it paid for.

if you get anything less, you pay your own fees.

job done!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Having had to teach some of the cunts
I would have happily introduced their genitals to the carbon-arc lamp they were taught to use. Some of them would probably be too concerned with their next rugger game or shitting in their mate's Guinness to have questioned such instructions.

(Disclaimer: some of them were perfectly nice people. Sadly they probably spent their years at boarding school being kicked around the dorms by the bigger lads.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

true
but come on, everything in life favours the public school demographic - nice clothes, holidays, driving lessons... the lottery of life isn't fair that way! there's always going to be one generation that has to work to make the money, and if your parents haven't done it, it will have to be you. eg i look at my cousins and i realise how lucky i am that it was my dad who grafted his arse off to make his cash - he was made to leave school at 16 because his parents couldn't pay the rent without him contributing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)