this fantasy may, i fear
be unique to your good self.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Whilst I appreciate you calling me good
I do not appreciate you insinuating I have a scat fetish, and wish to remind you of your historical proximity to shit in bed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

firstly, i was not insinuating
i was stating that your own statement could be interpreted in that way. and was.

secondly, you have no idea how brief that proximity was. i mean... how long would you have lasted?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It's still closer than I've ever been...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

i was a wholly unwilling clown in this circus of shame

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I accept this, so long as you accept that I have no scat desires
Deal?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

deal!
i'll spit in my hand and you can shake on it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

*spits*
*shakes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

no no you don't get to spit
just me. i don't feel like swallowing this afternoon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable with this
But I'll acquiesce to your demands.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

good boy
it's just easier for both of us that way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)