So, the weekend is almost here
What are you plannning on doing?

Alt: What you having for lunch?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:22, 164 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Going over to a mates tonight
off out to the pub then back to his to watch ironman2.
Saturday will be spent nursing a hangover
Sunday tidying up and maybe a bit of online gaming
( M o D, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Alt
Egg and cress rolls with lashings of tea
( M o D, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Pruning a tree
sorting out my loft and watching the Haye/Harrison fight
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:27, Reply)

My ex has resurfaced and is being OK again, soooo.....
1. Babysitting tonight (see kid, avoid drugs, spend no money = good)
2. Lusty's old man's birthday tomorrow night (I like the man, free meal, avoid drugs = good)
3. Going into town with ex and daughter Sunday morning to buy her coat and shoes (more time with kid = good, zero funds for purchases = bad)
4. Going from town with daughter (and not ex) to my pals for lunch and lolz. (good all round)
5. Probably drinking a bit after dropping kid back at her mum's mid-Sunday afternoon (chances of getting tiddly and ending up on the racket = quite high = bad)
6. ???
7. PROFIT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Are you going to buy her a pink coat and shoes?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Yes,
and a 8-foot-high replica Disney fairy castle that plays sachharine American songs and refers to the letter 'zee'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

she's not me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

This sounds like a cracking weekend.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Sounds fun
Have a great time!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Please stop murdering yourself with illigal drugs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Hahaha!
Bless!
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I'm trying, Gonz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

you forgot sumfink......
Ring older brother and wish him Happy Birthday..........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

A BIG FAT NOTHING!
I have decided that even though I'm having a crap weekend, B3tans are lovely and I'm glad I'm here.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

How is the JeffAIDS today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Still a little tired but no other symptoms.
That Vicks first defence really works for me : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Glad to hear it
You'll be well enough for curry!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)

This is the only small light in the tunnel of my weekend.
But it does mean I have to chat with my dad.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

What's wrong with that?
Do you not like the fella?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

He just talks shop or whinges about my mothers spending.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Well get him to talk about something else instead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

We have absolutely nothing in common other than work and my mum.
Can't I just text you while he blathers on?
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Ha.
No.

I'll be doing something far more fun than waiting to hear how many poppadoms you've got.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)

*sad face*

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Why not order a
Banana-Nann?

It is impossible to order one without someone on your table bursting into the theme from the Muppets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)

*sulks*
I'm going to text tourettes. She's a proper friend to me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

play in oxford tonight
then driving home.

4 day weekend at home, including birthday party tomorrow night.

lunch - poss smoked paprika and black eyed bean stew on wholemeal rice from POD. not the angry scottish one, the restaurant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Hope you don't get the shits again

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

for the record, not that anyone cares
it was vomiting only.

and no, that was a once-in-a-lifetime treat, thank you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I don't know if that's her thing, it might be, might not be, some people are into different things.
I think I would like to try wee'ing first and just see how it goes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

*writes down*
*sells to Hallmark for use in their new range of illness specific get well soon cards*
(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Pin the tail on the donkey
And jelly and ice-cream?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

singstar more likely

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

0o0o0oh, I think I might buy that new Rockband with the keytar thing this week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

i was surprised how much i love guitar hero
it is actually great fun
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Last Christmas they had the beatles pack with drum/guitar/mic/game for about £40, so I got that and a bunch of the games.
They're a right laugh.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

yes
although on balance i prefer singstar. i'm better at it, or better at deluding myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)

That's the good thing about the latest guitar ones, they all have singing bits. DJ Hero is quite good too.
If you would like to come over to test them, you know, see if you'd enjoy them and therefore see if they'd make a worthwhile purchase... then you're more than welcome sometime.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

that is a very sweet offer, my sweet!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)

We should totally have an OT party at Gonz's place!
Then sexface can invite all the /talk lot and they can sit in a different room talking about other things and Gonz and Kristine can flit between the two rooms.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

it's like a venn diagram
with /talk, /OT and /qotw. some people will be in the overlaps, but does anyone DARE to straddle all three?

someone with more mathematical/computer skills than i have should totally draw this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

There is one B3tan that does but I've forgotten his name.
Lovely chap he is too.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)

it's not like you to forget a lovely man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I noes rite.
*goes looking*


Edit - Rotating Wobbly hat is his name.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I was going to suggest his name

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)

it would be an interesting looking thing
people could add themselves.

ooh you should totally be able to move people, too. like those who think they are all /talk and hard, but are actually just OT pussies.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Then one of the /talk lot can run into the /OT room
And shit everywhere.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

this fantasy may, i fear
be unique to your good self.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Whilst I appreciate you calling me good
I do not appreciate you insinuating I have a scat fetish, and wish to remind you of your historical proximity to shit in bed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

firstly, i was not insinuating
i was stating that your own statement could be interpreted in that way. and was.

secondly, you have no idea how brief that proximity was. i mean... how long would you have lasted?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It's still closer than I've ever been...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

i was a wholly unwilling clown in this circus of shame

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I accept this, so long as you accept that I have no scat desires
Deal?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

deal!
i'll spit in my hand and you can shake on it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

*spits*
*shakes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

no no you don't get to spit
just me. i don't feel like swallowing this afternoon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable with this
But I'll acquiesce to your demands.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

good boy
it's just easier for both of us that way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Followed by 'car keys in the fruit bowl'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

the only men there
will be married to/dating my friends who live oop north or my dad or my brothers.

so... i feckin hope not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Why not steal a friends husband?
It is your birthday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Or better still, get them all to line up and tag you one after the other
it IS your birthday after all.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

because i wouldn't sleep with any of them if i could borrow someone else's foof for the weekend
i am very very choosy (normally)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Tonight: Going to the pub to watch Hull City power their way past Preston and thus put themselves above Bristol City in the table.

Tomorrow: Work and taking birthday present to my sister.

Sunday Cutting conifers utilising hedge cutters AND a chain saw, and thus, looking rugged in the process.

Alt: Normally Friday is Fish & Chip day but the Ops Manager, who normally goes, is off and no one has yet offered. I think I'll eat my banana and playing the waiting game on this one.
(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I'm hoping you draw.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

You don't really. My artwork is shit, Jeff.

(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

homonymlols

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Aw man! I was going to do an art joke.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

No, any art I did would be a joke. Yours would probably be good.

(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Moving.
Ugh, mission. What I really want to do this weekend is sit around in my pants all day playing Half Life 2. But it'll be worth it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I got dry curried rice with loads of teryakki sauce and yaktori chicken.... 3rd or 4th time this week, I <3 farringdon.
I'm going round my ma's tomorow, she's cooking steak and chips, her chips are the best on the entire universe, amazing, there is not a single meal I would prefer; not even lobster, except maybe lobster and my ma's chips.

I think I'll get hold of the new Paranormal film if there is a decent quailty, and maybe watch Fringe too.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

was the first one any good?
i am a bit of a wuss with scary films.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Haven't seen that one eaither.
Apparently they're both quite good though.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Please stop murdering your moral rectitude with illegal copies of films.

(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

i am going to watch the rugby,
then go see a reading of the rubaiyat in seven languages,
then go to a dinosaur themed party.
all kinds of class right here.
note: rugby in wales is not like rugby in england, it is the working class game rather than the public schoolboy game.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

*drops monocle*
Those filthy working classes
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)

i just don't want to be associated with english rugby fans who are almost universally wankers

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I can't deny that
When they all turn up wearing their blazers and ties... cunts
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I'm kicking Oranges arse.
I just sent an email asking for £65 and an apology.
But dammit I forgot to threaten them with the Ombusman.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Personally I'd like this more if it were just the first line.
Thus giving the impression that Psychochomp spends his weekends heroically avenging the crimes committed by fruit.
This weekend he strikes a blow for all those who have got a pip stuck in their throat.
Next weekend - "So Braeburn apple, Timmy from Chorlton cum Hardy getting a piece of apple skin stuck between his teeth doesn't seem so funny now, eh?"
(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

What AREN'T I planning on doing!
Anything fun and exciting, for a start.

Alt: Ham Salad baguette from the sandwich lady, monster munch and a big mug of masala chai.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I'm going to attempt to barter down an estate agent, as the room I'm after has just come up for rent
Going to try to get it down from £450 to £425 at least. The difficult part will be to convince them to hold it for a month until I can move in, without paying full rent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Where in the country in the room?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Macclesfield, Cheshire

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Good luck with that.
Is it a nice room?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Aye, pics look good
I'm viewing it Monday
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I reckon you have about oh, maybe
a zero percent chance of that happening at the mo.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Got her down to £330
But the holding won't happen, and as there's no deposits, nothing I can do about it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

That's the thing, even if they agreed to hold it the second someone else comes along
they would find some reason to bump you out. good luck though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Spoken to my Dad, he's agreed to help me out wherever I need it, so I'm moving in this month end, if the viewing goes well!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

woohoo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

From the previous thread....
How about this..

Let's say you go uni, the goverment are going to spend, say, £10k on you. You have to pay that back inside most conditions, but that's the lay out.... or whatever that figure is.

How about making that same amount avaialbe for anyone who wants to start their own buisness, again, under the same conidtions.

If you're seen as squandering the money, that's like if you don't turn up to any lectures at uni, or if you spend any of the money on something outside of the buisness (eg, a telly that you use at home), then at that point you get sacked from the educational fascility, or you get those assets you bought taken away. Then you're also blacklisted from doing eaither of them again.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)

sounds a bit like socialism to me

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I fear the cost of policing this idea
would be preventative, also think of the millions of lawsuits raised by people who felt they were treated unfairly?

Whilst it's a nice idea I suspect the reality would be horrific.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I will be
cutting the grass, pruning shrubbery, driving to the tip and putting away the stuff used to grow things last year. Then I'll probably clean out my spare room, which has been used as a dumping ground for two years.

I miss ten years ago.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I use the toilet for my dumping.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I don't like cleaning it
so I don't use it.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Eventually just seal up the door to the spare room with caulk
problem solved!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Where is Becky when you need her.
Benji keeps cleaning out, (licking), Biscuit's ears. It can't be good for her can it?
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Maybe he/she is whispering sweet nothings to his/her mate.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Better not be.
No romancing in this office unless I'm involved.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I can give you some tips if you want to get involved with them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Grrrrrrr!

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Too agressive.
Try tickling their bellies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

It's MY belly that needs tickling.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

+from the inside

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Totally driving to Kendal this afternoon
to see the Levellers tonight! I waxed my 'tache last night especially, in case Mark snogs me again :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

WooHoo!
He's probably puckering up as we speak.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)

yeah, he TOTALLY will be!
I reckon he's doing all these northern gigs so he can stalk me, and John the fiddle player totally has the hots for Diane ;o)
I don't see the ear licking doing any harm - have you checked inside Biscuit's ears for tics?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Nope but she doesn't really scratch them.
I just wonder if it's anything to do with Benji liking licking stuff like my dad's feet : /


You are sooooo being stalked. It's obvious.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Have a beatiful day-ay-ay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Thank you!
I will totally do this thing!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Out tonight with uni girl.
Burning off firefly and serenity tomorrow for people then going boxing before watching the haye fight. Boxing has been so good for my weight loss it's amazing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Tell us more about this uni girl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)

nope, see what happens first. I like this one.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Is she a lot younger than you?
Where are you going to take her this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Not too much, 24. Just a local pub.
Have you heard Holloways interview on the sun website? Brilliant.
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3223482/No-muppet-tells-me-what-to-do.html
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Brilliant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

He is right though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Yeap.
If you've got to name a squad of 25 at the start of the season, you should be free to play who you want from that squad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)

thems the rules.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

A ball-pit

( Kroney, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

They stop doing happy meals at 6pm, must remember that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Cleaning carpets. Woo.
If I have enough cash I may get my legs waxed.
When I say I may, I mean I may get through one strip and then have to leave because it hurts too bad.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

It doesn't hurt.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

but it hurts so bad to get your eyebrows waxed!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I never have.
I have had my nether regions waxed and that didn't hurt so It can't be any worse anywhere else.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)

you must be one tough bitch
go get your eyebrows done!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I pluck!
I find it relaxing.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)

yeesh
I find it painful and so I use a trimmer
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

trimmer lawn-mower.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

OMG! The chief bully just got bullied!
And so the cycle continues
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

you and fucking cycling. give it a rest eh.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

SADDEST OF SAD FACES EVER
soon you'll be able to add my name to your sig!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Sorry K
It was too easy a strikethrough.

How is the dog? I thought this might help.

www.ehow.co.uk/list_6158213_signs-symptoms-phantom-pregnancy-dogs.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

how very thoughtful of you
ta
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Is the sad-face less of a sad-face now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

How many freak half dog half man babies have you forced
bitches to abort then Jeffy?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Hard to say.
I usually give them the morning after pill in a bit of marrowbone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Playing rugby, getting drunk
Flirting
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I never knew you rugby guys liked flirting with each other.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

that has to be a sexy sight
all those thick thighs
rubbing against eachother...*sweats*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)

You've never been in a scrum or lineout then :P

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I have
It's well gay.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

This
Rugby is basically 30 homo's rolling around in the mud together trying to disguise hard ons and punching each other to make it not so gay
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

erm
can i be there when you tell them that?

i'll bring an ambulance.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'd rather you bought some savlon and pain killers
he will try and fuck me not beat me up.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I used to love playing rugby.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

homme

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

You cock lover.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

says mr scrum down

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Irony
coming from a football fan. 24 weedy nancies running around pulling each others hair.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Sports cars and 4 by 4's mate.
Cant compare them.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Hah!
sportscars MX-5s
( Kroney, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

hahahaha I may adapt my comeback now
yours is a much better version.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

+ pubic

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

All sports are, by their very definition, rather pathetic.
Being able to run very fast/jump very high/kick something accurately ceased to impress me by the time I was about 7.

Incidentally, for those who care, I was in The Elbow Rooms the other night and John Virgo and Jimmy White were in there, relieving a load of irritating City boys of their bonuses at pool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Indeed
I just don't like football fans, of *all* people, saying that sportsmen of other disciplines are bent. It's a bit too bloody rich, for me.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

you're bent

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

highbrowlolz
( Kroney, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Going to collect my new snake on Sunday.
And have a friend dropping into town late tonight, so I assume we'll go wander round that there London and remark on how expensive it is.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)