b3ta engagements are so six months ago

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Online divorces are the way forward.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)

ill open a book.
I'll take 5 months
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Yeh go on then.
October 27th 2011
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Oh Clendrix, if you're implying that [insert b3tan couple of choice*] are going to get devorced inside 3 years...
Then I want to say that I think they'll last the distance. And I think it's quite unfair for you to imply that they've married into a life of missery and bitterness.

* you know who I'm talking about, yeh', them, blatent innit.**
_{** Haha, made _you_ paranoid, I have no on in mind***.}
*** But seriously, yeah', deffo by 2014.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Them?
Naaa, they'll last.
They've got a non-returnable commitment.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

do i need to buy a hat....
Are you wearing a hat?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

No. I have a restraining order.
I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a hat.
I do have my dress sorted though.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)

is it really dressy?
I think ill end up looking like the scruffy loser
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

I am wearing a dress made of knitting.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

No change there then
J/K! Lollerskates *HUGS*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)

EPIC SADFACE
You're getting a punch in the arm
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

EPIC SMILEYFACE

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

YOUR FACE IS EPIC SMILEYFACE

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Yes, that's what I meant.
Don't be trying all that rubbish with me.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

No, not them, _them_. them invited me to their wedding celebrations, I'm bringing my PS3 and Rockband as the Entertainments Manager, they'll deffo last with a send off like that.... I'm talking about _them_.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I know, I was being deliberately naughty.
You're not actually going to attend, are you?
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I donno, I wanna book my tickets and hotel next week 'cus then I have to go and when I go I'll have an awesome time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Yeh, do it then.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)