zyklon? please tell me this isn't your pet name for your bike.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hahah no
My pet name for my bike is even more embarrassing.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

come on, share it with me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Spirit
*shames*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

you call your bike SPIRIT?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)

FUCK OFF
You don't even know why

*cries*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

if i nicknamed my car
i'd never speak to myself again.

come on lad, strap on a pair (you'll need them after all that cycling has rendered you impotent)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I don't actually have a nickname for my
bike. You salubrious harpy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

you're just worrying about the impotence thing now, aren't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yes
Obviously. I have difficulty getting erections.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

send me a gaz
i'll judge you against the usual standard and confirm whether that is true or not
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I've nicknamed my car
why, what are you suggesting?
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

i'm not suggesting, i am stating
the obvious
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Oh dear Lord...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I was joking
It's not named after the B-2 or anything 'cos it's matt black and really quiet and fast FUCK OFF SERIOUSLY I HATE YOU
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I like the idea that you call it Spirit because the Waterboys song of the same name expresses how you feel about your bike.
Man gets tired, spirit don't
Man surrenders, spirit won't
Man crawls, spirit flies
Spirit lives when man dies

Man seems, spirit is
Man dreams' the spirit lives
Man is tethered, spirit's free
What spirit is man can be

And you sing this to your bike as you tuck it in each evening.
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)