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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not going to let that thread get to 200 replies.Right so in BSG spinoff Caprica they manage to recreate someones's personality from the data they've left behind.
If you suddenly got amnesia do you think you'd be able to know what you were like as a person from all your posts on here, emails, texts, recorded phone calls etc? Or are you more than what you say?
Alt question: Do you think you'd like yourself if you didn't remember your personality at all?
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smileysthe best way to rescue an epic fail.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:57,
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If I was created from emails, texts, etc, you'd be able to get pretty much every aspect of my personalityExcept for the stuff I try not to dwell on tbh.
If it was created by you lot, I'd likely be the most emo person in the world. You bastards.
Alt Q: I think so, when I'm not being a complete bastard, I'm quite a nice guy.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:44,
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You'll be able to see playlists you've listened tothe albums you've bought medical history and all that jazz.
I think there's very little about me that isn't recorded somewhere, and probably the most important parts are recorded.
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My playlists would paint me as a very strange young man...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:47,
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I'd say b3ta has a fairly accurate representation of my personality, over my posts and gazzes.Emails would look like I do nothing but shop, and phone would tell you that I call no one. So, fairly accurate.
And of course, taking this post into account, it just proves I'm deathly boring.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:44,
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If it were solely from the posts on here,I fear I'd come across a fairly unpleasant individual. And a colossal bender.
Fortunately you've allowed for emails and text messages, which probably show me in a better light, overall...recorded phone calls less so. I'm not very good on the phone.
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You seem to talk of nothing but bass, booze, and bumming.I'd say that was pretty damn true.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:46,
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Is that yours?I've never really gotten into beets. Just a bit scared of beetroot.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:48,
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Nah, it's from the American officewww.youtube.com/watch?v=oc_L5cffR7s&feature=related
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I'm not quite sure what was going on there,(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:51,
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No it's very funny in contextbut not really if you haven't watched it.
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I got that he was dressing up as the other one, but not sure where bears, beets and BSG came into itI've never seen either Offices.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:53,
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that's what the other one talks about often.You should watch them both they're lol!
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I'll check it outI started watching the Event last night without having a clue what it was about. The word "WUT" actually escaped my lips. It made no sense. I thought it was a political drama/thriller when suddenly PLOTTWISTAHOY!
Not sure I liked it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:55,
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Hmm, I've heard about that but haven't got round to watching it,I've heard it's a bit 24 and I love 24 so I might LEGALLY OBTAIN IT
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It's all on 4oD you thieving cunt(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:06,
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OH OF COURSE I BELIEVE YOU(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:12,
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I'm not saying it's untrueI'm just saying I don't think I'd particularly like myself in the circumstances Chompy describes.
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I'd like to think, that while Lampito is a fairly accurate persona of the rest of us,D_ is a little better.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:52,
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I think you've only met Lampito.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:54,
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Yeah, I think "Crow" is an outlet for many of the things 'R' would like to saythat would only be found funny by a select number of real-life people (let us call this quantity N) and a handful of people on here (M).
Though some days I think M < N
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Fool of a took, I don't think you can use > and < in text without it deleting eveyrhitng.EDIT: Hmm. Not quite right. To be honest I can't do any better though, can I? :D
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:58,
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That's what you said last nightafter you finally milked yourself to completion with a cack-covered claw, the product of fisting one too many people on the Common.
what makes no sense ah well
I'm sure you've been run through the list of my personalities, and I really, really, wish you the best of luck if you ever meet the double-barrelled one. You, Monty, L and HimJim will never know how lucky you really were...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:03,
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Well quite, they're hardly my most intellectual conversations.(Actually, thinking about it, they probably are...)
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Solely from on here, I would be a permanant crossdresser, angry as hell, yet (according to several) one of the most pandering to have ever existed.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:52,
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Do you remember when you last had rice pudding?Or do you have mild ambrosia.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:47,
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*Jeff is a taxi, Jeff is a taxi!*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:51,
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The most images we find of someone on your computer is what we assume to be you.So, you are a hugely endowed black gentleman.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:49,
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I can assure you I am not a bruised and bloodied ginger-haired 6-year old boy.(, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Ouch!Beating off to a red-headed stepchild?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:51,
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Not a chanceI don't think anyone reveals their full personality to any one group of people. Maybe only your nearest and dearest know you completely.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:49,
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But if you can read all your texts and emails to everyonethen you'd get a general feel of what you're like?
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You'd get a general feelof what you want them to think you're like, sure.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:58,
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I'm exactly like I am on here apart from the man obsession.Alt q: no.
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girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:51,
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I was a long time ago.I'm just not always harping on about my shitty love life IRL.
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girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:55,
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No, I don't email or txt muchand my B3ta posts are mostly childish and silly. Vaginaboob.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:53,
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Is the SoapytitwankBetter than the topless-hand-shandy?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:59,
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That would be difficult to say unless a thorough trial was carried out.(
girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:02,
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According to the details of your torrid love life you don't need this sort of extra strain on your nether regions.(
girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:04,
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I've never deviated from thisIt's always been clear I've not had anything in months
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:15,
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Ergo you are childish and sillyIpso Fatso
bumwillyfart
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:00,
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THREADJACKI have a difficult decision to make. beakbeakbeak Anyone want to help me out?
EDIT: I'm a bit strung out.
Usually, baking helps me calm down. I don't have enough time to bake what I was going to do (honey granola) as it requires too much cooling time and I need to catch a train in 4 hours.
But on the other hand I am fat, and making something sweet and quick to take back to my housemates will just mean I'm making myself fatter.
What do?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:56,
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LOLOLOLOLhad any more green beans recently?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:59,
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HOW ABOUT A NICE BOTTLE OF MARTINISURE TO BE A SMASH HIT LoLOLOLOLOL
Making light of tragedy and horror. What b3ta does best!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:04,
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On yer bike son!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:07,
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It has natural affinities to many thingslike pedestrians, Addison Lee vans and...walls?
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There must be a strong, obsessive attraction(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:12,
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memememememmememememe(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:03,
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spilland if it is too beakerish, i'll get the budgie to answer it. although if the little bastard bites me when i am typing one more time, it'll need a ouija board to do it.
aha i see it now.
make something you don't like. OR make them one each, eg a cake with their names iced on, so you can't exactly eat them yourself.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:05,
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It's up above in the edit!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:05,
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That's what I'm thinking.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:04,
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omghave you seen that youtube video for "wanda's macaroni salad"?
fucking rank.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:09,
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OH MY GOD A TN OF CONDENSED MILK?!!?!?!?!?!eff eff ess. THat's gross.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:10,
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and sugar. since when did sugar and pasta go together?since never, that's when.
the woman is so fucking fat she can't even stand up without breathing like an obscene telephone caller. urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:12,
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I think one of your housematesdoesn't need any more sweetening.
The other, well, needs more Zyklon B.
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She wouldn't eat them. The fucker thinks she's fat.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:04,
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Maybe you should knock some sense into her.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:06,
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zyklon? please tell me this isn't your pet name for your bike.(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:07,
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you call your bike SPIRIT?hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:11,
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if i nicknamed my cari'd never speak to myself again.
come on lad, strap on a pair (you'll need them after all that cycling has rendered you impotent)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:19,
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I don't actually have a nickname for mybike. You salubrious harpy.
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you're just worrying about the impotence thing now, aren't you?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:22,
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send me a gazi'll judge you against the usual standard and confirm whether that is true or not
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:30,
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i'm not suggesting, i am statingthe obvious
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:40,
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Oh dear Lord...(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:20,
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I was jokingIt's not named after the B-2 or anything 'cos it's matt black and really quiet and fast FUCK OFF SERIOUSLY I HATE YOU
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I like the idea that you call it Spirit because the Waterboys song of the same name expresses how you feel about your bike.Man gets tired, spirit don't
Man surrenders, spirit won't
Man crawls, spirit flies
Spirit lives when man dies
Man seems, spirit is
Man dreams' the spirit lives
Man is tethered, spirit's free
What spirit is man can be
And you sing this to your bike as you tuck it in each evening.
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Bake some flap jacks made with honey (not golden syrup)or bake some proper cakes and give them away (i've done this, because I too enjoy baking but don't want to get fat)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:04,
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Love cooking with honey. My favourite cake involves that.I think I might just leave it, and will maybe start my sewing project. Or talk to the cat.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:05,
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I hate any kind of medication.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:07,
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In my single experience of valium it doesn't encourage exercisejust falling asleep under bridges.
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Have you ever fallen asleep under bridges?JEFF BRIDGES
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:10,
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That is also true.I think lampers just wants something to keep her occupied not to knock her out so she misses her train.
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Yes.My mind is whirring 2 to the dozen so book/tv is out of the question. I may just go and butcher some Debussy or something.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:11,
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It's my parents' house,it's SPOTLESS.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:13,
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Damn you Krapotkin!(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:10,
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if it was all my emails to all my friendsplus the largely autobiographical chicklit i write, then yeah, you could pretty much make a carbon copy.
everyone loves me, naturally, so i think i would have to agree with the majority and go along with the love-in.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:59,
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So we'd need to include your massively inflated ego then?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:00,
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i'm being tongue in cheek, youin the total absence of anywhere more interesting to put it, as always.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:00,
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you have a very odd idea of what constitutes a good place to put one's tongue(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:04,
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Be nice!He's only thinking outside the box
Fnarr
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:19,
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15 mins is too long for a comebackstart again
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:21,
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what, for 15 minutes?that's not a meeting, that's a coffee-break.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:24,
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It was just about one jobTurns out it went out wrong, and they're pointing fingers. I've just shown it was nothing to do with me. It's all good.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:25,
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Hellonot stopping long I'm afraid, got housewifely duties to attend to. I'm actually going to iron some shirts in a minute.
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I'm trying to make a case for why I should be allowed to stay at home and not have to go back to work(, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
How come you're not working currently?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:53,
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Haha!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:23,
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careful, he barely needs an excuse to roll out that Rainier Wolfcastle picture(, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
i don't like myself now,i doubt that would change.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:28,
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if this is an attempt at telling me i am not a nice person,i think my previous post would show that i already know.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:31,
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anyone who thinks they aren't that bad is an idiot(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:58,
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re-iterating immediately after the original iteration seems a bit quick!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:58,
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MY LITTLE FINGERS HAVE GONE TO SHITThis is a terrible state of affairs.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:30,
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Enema before anal, you know the rules.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:32,
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Trying to play a nice mixture of Beethoven and Debussy after a serious break* of several monthsI managed to eke out a tune though.
*from playing the piano, not the bones. Ooh, even typing's a bit painful now.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:43,
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Ah, that old chestnutGood to get back to it though, isn't it? (Or at least it will be after the pain subsides)
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If you have spotifyFrom 1.13 makes me gush. I'm so proud to be able to almost be able to play it.
open.spotify.com/track/2Xu6bX3Ve1GV9uU87Qnrg5
edit: the other one is this. It's hilarious. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1saWiYWflQc
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:46,
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I have spotifybut I fear it will send my work computer into another spazz...what's the piece called?
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It's the d.eme Arabesque by DebussyI'm aware you know the first one :)
The other one is the finale of a Beethoven Sonata and it's mental.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:02,
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