I think I'd put some clothes on.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But why?
That's the best about you!

EDIT: And your hair.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

"Nudity and peerless hair"?
Excellent, that's going on my CV...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I can't see you out of job for much longer
I'd hire you!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

To be honest, sniffing around for jobs as I am / should be right now
one of the most depressing thoughts is that I'd probably have to get myself a socially acceptable haircut prior to any potential job interview...

(And put some clothes on, naturally)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Maybe...
I think as long as it looks tidy and clean, and doesn't cover your face, you'll be fine.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Perhaps. It's very hard to tell.
I could try and tie it back just for interview, which would obviously look awful but would be more temporary than if I had to grow it back afterwards.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

You can tie it up with some nice colourful flowers
and pretty things. I'm sure you'd make an impression.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Surely not
you've met Enzyme, and Lab - all fairly serious jobs and not serious at all hair...
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

This is a very good point.
And strangely reassuring. Thinking about it, if I don't have to deal directly with the public, I don't see why my hair should be an issue.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Even if you did
I don't see anything wrong with a guy having long hair, as long as it's clean and tidy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

^ this
as long as you wash it, it's fine. I have no problems at all with the lass on the 5th floor who has pink hair, but many with the bloke who runs the FACS facility who has a greasy nicotine stained combover.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Aj
I'd hate that. Maybe you should leave post-its in his desk telling him to wash.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

My hair is DEADLY serious, Missy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Have you heard back from the hippie mag?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Not directly.
I noticed the other day that they appear to have re-posted the advert for the job.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I take it that's bad? Sorry to hear that.
I'll keep my fingers crossed. If you ever fancy coming into the anal scene I'll hook you up with a talented producer.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Well, it suggests they either didn't receive any applications they deemed suitable for the job
Or they're opening up a second (similar) post. Wondering whether I should send them my application again.

Edit: My mistake - this will teach me to read the damn things properly - they're advertising for a social science editor for this one. (I applied for physical sciences) Therefore no, I just haven't heard back from them. But I think it's been over six weeks now so I suspect I won't. You said there was some work going on the anal scene...?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I'd see why they'd stagger the adverts- you wouldn't want to get thickos like you confusing the two and have a PHYSICIST in a SOCIAL SCIENCE area. That would never do.

Oh ho, as for the "openings", they're a little "small" and "tight", but I'm sure I could provide some "lubrication" in the right area and with the right person, and you'd sliiiiiiide right in!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I had a doctors appointment at lunchtime which I thought was just for blood tests.
I was therefore quite surprised whrn the nurse told me to go behind the curtain, strip to the waist and lie on the couch.

Mind you the tone in which she said "I meant from the top" as she came through the curtain suggested that I wasn't the only one to be surprised.
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I sincerely hope you responded with
"UNEXPECTED HELICOPTER!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)

If only I were that sharp.

(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)