Well I am stuck here for the forseeable.
I have to sign something off that is still not finished by the designers and I am DYING SO HARD. Of all days, why today?

*rails at the Gods*

*is struck down*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

at least you aren't stuck on your own in the most dull town in Britain

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

North Finchley is a close second to [insert dullest town's name here]
Where are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Blandford
seriously
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Haha
It was bound to be there or Dulwich.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

I WENT TO GREEK CAMP THERE
lololololol
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

'Greek camp'???
One higher than 'high camp'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

It was fun.
Apart from I had my heart broken and so did not get action.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

heart sphincter
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Oedipus and the Sphincter
He was asked "What walks on four legs in the morning?" He replied "You, if you know what's good for you. Now bend over."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)

I'm glad you appreciate it.
It might be a little high-brow for most people here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

The hoi polloi are doomed never to scale our dizzy intellectual heights.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Too much of an ephor-t for them.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

*drum solo*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I am aware of this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

I WENT TO GREEK CAMP THERE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

The secondment's going well then?
(Remember to shield your answer from Bobby Pires)
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

answer penis
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I did feel like apologising to him for discussing the most significant current event in life. It was outrageous on my part

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

At least you're not in Stockport.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Get a take out this evening Monts
Go home, shout at TalkTalk and sleep it off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

This is sage advice.
I am having a fucking beer the second I walk out of here though, I'm telling you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I have the age old "how do I go about eating out on my own without looking like a freak" dilemma tonight
I've got some inconveniently timed viewings on rooms to rent as well. Not enough time before the first, or after the second, so I'm going to have to try and shovel some food down in between.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

That's easy.
Have a steak and ale pie in a pub with a book and a nice pint.

JOB DONE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)

that was what I was thinking of
although there is a nepalese restaurant in town somewhere which is tempting.

Think I'll go for pie + book + pub tonight though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)

It's the right sort of weather for pie.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

It's always the right sort of weather for pie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

my thoughts exactly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Hell yes.
I could really go for a pie right now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

if I can't get a pie tonight I'm going to be disappointed!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)

There's a Gurkha restaurant in Winchester
I have been there with my mother. The problem is that Tayyabs has ruined provincial curry houses for ever for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

I'm up in London this weekend
entirely spending the time with my bro and his family, and I am so poor I can't afford to go out and eat at any of the superior restaurants that London has to offer

this makes me sad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

I really must try this Tayyabs place some time.

(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I want to go there and eat my weight in meat
and ruin someone else's online reputation again.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)

I think I'd better sit at the opposite end of the table from you next time...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Fine, see who will help you lift your food to your mouth now.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

you're a delight

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

There's definitely a dirty joke in there somewhere
but my brain is so limp and distressed at being forced to think about science that I can't quite manage my normal level of innuendo.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)

There possibly is.
But I'd say the reputation ruining was pretty fucking spectacular.

It's only apt I had mine ruined over a similar misunderstanding...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Whose reputation are we talking about here?
/gossip seems to have entirely passed me by...
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Crow's!
Before my misguided comment, he was only the maker of bumder alerts. Apparently it was me who started the Crow-is-gay bandwagon...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

No, he did that himself
BY BEING A MASSIVE FUCKING BENDER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

I insist that you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Your cheese based advice was excellent
so I shall assume your meat based advice (fnar) is, also. Now all I have to do is be in London at the same time as having money...
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

It's not fearfully expensive.
Maybe £15 a head - this is due to the bring your own booze policy. Good old Islam.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

And if you don't have any booze of your own
I'm bound to have plenty of Chateau de Sewage-Plant to go round
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Hahah
I love you like my own son, old bean, but nothing on earth could persuade me to drink that effluent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)