Nasa News
According to the radio- NASA has just annouced to the world that they are just about to release "interesting news" in the next few minutes. BBC journalists are standing by.

But what will the news be? NASA scientists seem to have a widely different view of what is interesting.

Have aliens been observed mooning the Hubble telescope?
Or have the engineers developed a new kind of non return valve?
(bugboy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:35, 155 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hope it's the valve, I hope it's the valve.
If it's self actuating I'll go dizzy with excitement.
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I don't know, but it pales in comparison to this:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11755995
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I do have a very good sense of smell

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Actually, so do I
I fear this bodes ill for my future...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

I like the term "feeding centres"
like the brain is a vast Orwellian engine dedicated to control.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

What a load of cock
An excellent sense of smell and an inabilty to stop stuffing their fat fucking face.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Pfft, it's troo

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I reckon....
its depends on the smells that they used.

I can believe that a hieghtened sense of smell may have evolved when we where hunting mammoth and digging for grubs. So if the test smells were "mammoth scent" and "grub smell" - fair enuf. However, if they were , and as I suspect, "McDonalds Death Burger" and "Fried Chicken Coronary" then no, I would be a little suspicious of these findings.
(bugboy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

They'll have found a rock somewhere
that's a slightly different type of rock than the other rocks they've thus far discovered.

Space is boring. There aren't nearly as many green alien girls for Kirk to pork as you might think.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Pfft think of the valves

(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

*rubs thighs*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

One of those NASA geeks will have got laid.
That's all.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

POTD!
hahahaha
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Innit blud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

something like this
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

It'll be the replacement for the space shuttle
Or something else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

*crosses fingers for sexy aliens*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Who like to cuddle.
A lot.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

and have a thing for 30 something
fat women with stupid yellow hair
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Or 40 something fat women who like Zombies.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Zombies are shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

I can't imagine Zombies being big cuddlers either.

(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

they love cuddles
but they just end in brain eating
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Then obviously I withdraw my comment
and unreservedly apologise to zombies everywhere for having cast aspersions on their cuddling abilities.
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Nommy, nommy Pratchett zombies.
*stern face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

they're not blousie, don't worry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)

He really upsets me with his zombie hating ways.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

That's because zombies are fucking shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

I've seen a side to you that I don't like Jeff.
It worries me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Yellow hair?
Are you a clown?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

no, but it's the kind of colour
everyone assumes is fake
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

What? You mean you just dye your roots black?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I nearly did do this once
I'd be like an inverse goth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Uh yeah..."cuddle"
I'm thinking more along the lines of wotsherface in "Barberella"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

overruled!
they are sexy boys now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

That's just crazy talk
and unscientific. Probably.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

no. it is fact!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

You're gonna look rilly stoopid when this big newz gets announced
I can see it now, some science bloke in a labcoat wearing what looks like brown NHS glasses from the 1980's is going to approach the microphone and announce that the moon is populated by sexy green women in silver cat-suits who need help from the men of Earth in re-populating their race.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

So you don't think that there'll be any non-return valve news?
*sulks*
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I certainly hope not

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

i hope it's about
a new planet. A planet full of sexy alien men
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I don't want do dash your hopes.
But I really don't think that this is the news.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

i don't see why it wouldn't be

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Because they'd all be bummers if there is a 'Planet of the Plums'
Or whatever you are going to call it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

there's probably girl ones
but I don't want to shag alien girls
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

What are you going to call these new planets you've invented?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I feel I should have a witty response here
but I'm poorly and can't think straight
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:11, Reply)

The JeffAIDS?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

well I mostly feel sick
rather than a cold or flu, so I think I might be safe from that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Just released
*******contains spoliers***************
************contains spoliers*******************
A new x-ray telescope has discovered a new object.
A Black Hole that is near (45 quadzillion miles away) to the Earth.
Apparently its only 19 years old.
*******contains spoliers***************
************contains spoliers*******************




I suppose on a scale of 1 - 10 its a 2 or 3.
I was hoping for sex starved invading aliens. (I'd probabloy shag one of the lizardy ones from "V", providing she kept her mask on, and didnt eat me.) But I am glad that its not just another new bit of flotsam floating around. And when is the new collider going to explode / make a new dimention? its boring just whizzing things around- glorified merri-go-round.
(bugboy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

BLACK HOOOOLE!
nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I'm not worried about this black hole as I remember when I was a kid, if it looks like it's going to be a problem all we have to do is throw three Shredded Wheat at it.

Job done.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

That is utterly unexciting isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I think you'd be more interested in a 20 year old black hole, eh, old boy?
-wiggles arse-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Damn right baby.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

How are you, bbz?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Fucking DYING, bbz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

I'm so sorry.
If you can get to Euston for about half nine I'll buy you a pint.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

xxxx

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

I am serious, donchano.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Curse you and your gaping anus
this made me spit diet coke all over my keyboard.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)

If only this had come out literally 2 months ago
and I could have kept it at "19 year old"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Oh FFS!
bang goes the sexy alien theory
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

no valves either :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:02, Reply)

19 years old?
This is, in principle, fascinating. And if we've only just discovered it, then it can only be 19 light-years away from us. We could learn a lot from this.

Edit: And whilst we're on the subject of sexy alien females, has it not occurred to anybody that trying to shag one of them would be tantamount to bestiality?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I clearly do not understand the importance of this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

I relish this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

it is well documented that you are intellectually sub-par

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

It is even more well documented that you are pre-op.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

better than being post-op like you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

I could be mistaken
But I believe most of the black holes we know about are hundreds or thousands of light-years away, and therefore hundreds or thousands of years old by the time we see them. A black hole this young might still have enough crap drifting round it to tell us more about the way it formed and/or their behaviour in the earlier stages of their existence.


/boring reply is informative but boring. And somewhat dodgy of science.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

What about that one in 'The Black Hole'?
You know, that documentary?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Erm...don't think I saw that.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

It was a shit 70s Disney film.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Ah, that would be why.
(I tend to give up on Disney in their post-Jungle Book era)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)

I saw it in the cinema
when I was a child. It came out around the same time as Star Wars - the difference between them could not be more marked. It sucks massive balls.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

It was on the same bill as Condor-Man.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Fuck me that was equally appalling.
I forget we're of a similar age. Hence you get all the Jimmy Hill/Deacon references.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)

was Condorman that terrible film with Gene Wilder?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:20, Reply)

I think it was with Frank Spencer
What's his name... Crawford?

I'll have a Google and see if Wilder was in it too.

EDIT: It was Michael Crawford and Oliver Reed!

And it was shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

you are right
not sure why I thought it was Gene Wilder. No wonder that film is so shit if Michael Crawford is in it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Did you have a day in school Monts, which was the days after
'John's Not Mad' was first shown on the telly when EVERY KID claimed to have tourettes?

Fuckin' Nescafe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Yes.
That documentary was a BIG EVENT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)

not necessarily
could be that they've only just detected it and it was 19 years old when the light was emitted however many years ago it was
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

This thread is giving me Paul Hardcastle lolz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

at least it is good for something

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Oh yes.
Sorry, having a bit of a slow one this afternoon. Either way, we could learn a lot from it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Well I am stuck here for the forseeable.
I have to sign something off that is still not finished by the designers and I am DYING SO HARD. Of all days, why today?

*rails at the Gods*

*is struck down*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

at least you aren't stuck on your own in the most dull town in Britain

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

North Finchley is a close second to [insert dullest town's name here]
Where are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Blandford
seriously
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Haha
It was bound to be there or Dulwich.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

I WENT TO GREEK CAMP THERE
lololololol
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

'Greek camp'???
One higher than 'high camp'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

It was fun.
Apart from I had my heart broken and so did not get action.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

heart sphincter
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Oedipus and the Sphincter
He was asked "What walks on four legs in the morning?" He replied "You, if you know what's good for you. Now bend over."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)

I'm glad you appreciate it.
It might be a little high-brow for most people here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

The hoi polloi are doomed never to scale our dizzy intellectual heights.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Too much of an ephor-t for them.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

*drum solo*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I am aware of this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

I WENT TO GREEK CAMP THERE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

The secondment's going well then?
(Remember to shield your answer from Bobby Pires)
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

answer penis
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I did feel like apologising to him for discussing the most significant current event in life. It was outrageous on my part

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

At least you're not in Stockport.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Get a take out this evening Monts
Go home, shout at TalkTalk and sleep it off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

This is sage advice.
I am having a fucking beer the second I walk out of here though, I'm telling you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I have the age old "how do I go about eating out on my own without looking like a freak" dilemma tonight
I've got some inconveniently timed viewings on rooms to rent as well. Not enough time before the first, or after the second, so I'm going to have to try and shovel some food down in between.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

That's easy.
Have a steak and ale pie in a pub with a book and a nice pint.

JOB DONE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)

that was what I was thinking of
although there is a nepalese restaurant in town somewhere which is tempting.

Think I'll go for pie + book + pub tonight though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)

It's the right sort of weather for pie.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

It's always the right sort of weather for pie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

my thoughts exactly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Hell yes.
I could really go for a pie right now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

if I can't get a pie tonight I'm going to be disappointed!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)

There's a Gurkha restaurant in Winchester
I have been there with my mother. The problem is that Tayyabs has ruined provincial curry houses for ever for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

I'm up in London this weekend
entirely spending the time with my bro and his family, and I am so poor I can't afford to go out and eat at any of the superior restaurants that London has to offer

this makes me sad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

I really must try this Tayyabs place some time.

(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I want to go there and eat my weight in meat
and ruin someone else's online reputation again.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)

I think I'd better sit at the opposite end of the table from you next time...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Fine, see who will help you lift your food to your mouth now.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

you're a delight

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

There's definitely a dirty joke in there somewhere
but my brain is so limp and distressed at being forced to think about science that I can't quite manage my normal level of innuendo.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)

There possibly is.
But I'd say the reputation ruining was pretty fucking spectacular.

It's only apt I had mine ruined over a similar misunderstanding...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Whose reputation are we talking about here?
/gossip seems to have entirely passed me by...
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Crow's!
Before my misguided comment, he was only the maker of bumder alerts. Apparently it was me who started the Crow-is-gay bandwagon...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

No, he did that himself
BY BEING A MASSIVE FUCKING BENDER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

I insist that you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Your cheese based advice was excellent
so I shall assume your meat based advice (fnar) is, also. Now all I have to do is be in London at the same time as having money...
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

It's not fearfully expensive.
Maybe £15 a head - this is due to the bring your own booze policy. Good old Islam.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

And if you don't have any booze of your own
I'm bound to have plenty of Chateau de Sewage-Plant to go round
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Hahah
I love you like my own son, old bean, but nothing on earth could persuade me to drink that effluent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)

There's bloody black holes all over the bloody place.
This is not interesting news.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)

I think I am going to go to Tayyabs
for my supper tonight. On my own.

2 x seekh kebabs, one chicken tikka, some chops, dry meat, rice and a roti. AND A MASSIVE FUCKING WANK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)

you fat cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I ate nothing at all yesterday after breakfast.
Unless you count small nuggets of cocaine trickling down my throat as food, that is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

good man
time for me to go and view a room for rent

then eat a pie.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

Do they allow that sort of thing in there?

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)

why do you think Monty and Al love the place so much?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

I think you have to bring your own prayer sheets

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

It's known in most restaurants as
Cucumber raita.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I'd rather eat jizz
cucumber is fucking rank
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

So you are saying you would rather chugg-down Montys baby-gravy
That have a bit of cucumber?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

I really dislike cucumber

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

I've been going there for about 15 years.
They turn a blind eye to my antics*.


*'turning' my 'blind eye' skywards and making it cry tears of man-milk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Maybe it's because you jizzed in it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Poor old pink-eyed waiter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

they turn a blind eye?
I thought going blind from this sort of behaviour was a myth!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)