Couple of weeks ago in Bradford interchange, an otherwise sane-looking fellow started making conversation at the urinal(!)
As I didn't want to be rude, and it would have been far more awkward to ignore him, the conversation went something like this:

"A lot of people don't like me."
"Why's that?"
"It's because I'm black."
"That's not right."
"Do you know where cowboys live?"
"Eh?"
"Do you know where cowboys live?"
"...America?"
"What bit of America."
"The wild West?"
"Yeah, Texas."

At this point I made an excuse and swiftly left (a genuine one, mind - I was in danger of missing my bus.) A few minutes later I saw he was trying his luck with someone waiting on one of the other stands.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)