I was having a shit.
God I can't get a minutes peace.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you washed your hands?
I bet you haven't and you're spreading you shit all over the keyboard.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Of course I have, I'm not Spanish.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Excuse me
we are a lot cleaner than you lot. We don't need to be told to have a shower every day; here most students have one per week and think that's enough.

On top of that, you bath most of the time, which is quite disgusting, specially if you don't rinse before leaving the bath.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I haven't had a bath in about a year
But I shower once or twice a day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)

.
a day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Well you live up North,
I can't justify their lifestyles.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Not for much longer, though...
Just 2 weeks for my moving :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Do you want me to give you a hand?
/please say yes for the purpose of a dad joke.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Yes
But suspiciously.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

*claps*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

slowly?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

It's hilarious because of the double meaning of the "a hand"
which can mean a round of applause. So when you offer to give them a hand (meaning help) then start clapping at them it's very funny.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I understood it, really
Do you need me to explain why I replied "slowly" or you can work it out by yourself?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

You like BBC links
I just read this, and had to facepalm IRL. Next there'll be a thorough scientific experiment to show that popping a jumper on helps keep you warm.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:44, Reply)

People are silly if they need being told that
Not only curtains, but rugs or any thick fabric on the walls will keep your house warm. That was the reason for tapestries.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Basically some stalker wanted a thermal camera and needed to justify it enough to put it on expenses.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I'm guessing his conclusion of
"Walking around naked with the curtains open will help reduce energy bills" was edited before posting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Well done on getting your review published, though...

(berk, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Thanks, you're looking hot today


**this joke is based on thermal imaging**
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Left me cold

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

People like walking around with the lights on and the curtains open in various states of undress.
At least that is what my powerful binoculars tell me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

You should visit my flat
The flats in front have no walls, only glass, and most people think they can't be seen. There's a girl who goes from the bath to her room with only a towel, and then gets dressed in front of everybody. I don't watch, of course, but if you want. You won't even need the binoculars.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Her flat is made of glass and she doesn't think she can be seen?
POIDH. Webcam preferably.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I'm not going to take a picture of her
she's just less than 5m from my window. She can see me too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

OK so she's in a flat made of glass, 5M from yours, and she doesn't think she can be seen?
In my professional opinion, she's an exhibitionist.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I think so too
but I'm not certain. Maybe she doesn't realise that there's someone else on the flat in front of hers.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)