Hello scouse, stopped looking at your finger now
that prince twat stole your thunder?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The ring is in Hatton Fucking Garden getting resized
We shall be reunited on Saturday and I'll have it in time for Grandad's funeral. In yo FACE, WAG cousins.
Apparently I should not take time out of the eulogy to say "I'm not a spinster no mo'!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Sorry to hear about your grand father.
You okay?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

this
x
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Will you stop putting kisses after ever post of mine you reply to.
Save them for your boyfriend Felix.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

It's not a kiss, it's a target for my sniper you helmet
x (NOW HANZ, NOW!!)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

*ping*
That bounced off his helmet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

You're not wrong.
It's gone a bit purple.

I'll put that down to bruising.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

bruising excessive masturbation
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

It's like a bloody stump Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

We expected it a long time ago and he'd defied all the doctors' predictions
He had a good long happy life, then got ill, but went peacefully in the end.
Nervous about the eulogy but I'll just have to get on with it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I had to do the eulogy for my father in law.
I hate to say this, but reading it was one of the most difficult things I've ever had to do.

I hope it goes well for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

I did Nana's last year and my shoe fell off as I got up from the pew!
But as they've asked me again I'm guessing I was ok.
I found it harder writing it than reading it, but my cousin was on standby in case I went off my cake.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

I'm sure you'll do a fantastic job.
It is the worst job in the world, but at the same time, you do get to say your own, special goodbye. And people will acknowledge your thoughts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Just got to make sure I get a little memory from each kid and each grandkid
so it's not all about my view of him.
We used to sneak off to pubs, drink port and smoke roll-ups while I was meant to be studying.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

What a fantastic memory.
Smoking and drinking and avoiding work will all remind you of him. With that sort of behaviour, he'll never be far from you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

We also shared the guilty pleasure of Sunset Beach
Ah, it'll be fine. Ta Jeff :D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

No problem mate.
When in the funeral?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Monday
Gets me out of a meeting where I have to do a presentation.
He's helping me skive again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

You'll be giving a much more difficult presentation.
I hope it goes well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)