I have got a bastard few days ahead of me, but RARRRR I CAN DO THIS!
*slaps own face like 'Enry putting on aftershave*

I need to learn to follow patterns. It looks mental, but I'm slowing down and understanding instructions more as I get older.

And RARRRR YOU CAN DO THIS!
(Thanks for the soppiness. It's appreciated.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Best of luck. Keep your shoes on.
I often get confused by written instructions, which is why I can only purl as I was shown how to, and cannot knit despite how many tutorials I read. But patterns seem ok. Cut along the lines, eh?

No problem. b3ta weddings are always cause for celebration. Unless you're Edmund.
Let's hope you can beat his record.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)

He keeps trying to kid me that he's really Edmund and that it was a revenge-proposal.
Sometimes the look in his eyes is quite convincing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

One day you'll come home, take off your hat and shoes,
and dj's skin will be hanging on the coathook, next to a TA's uniform...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

I just peed the bed there
With fright.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

No, that was just gush.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

EEEEEEEEEE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Sorry love.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Splash it all over Rooty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)