I thought this
they said she came from "Humble stock", and then said which prep school she went to, which public school she attended and the fact that she went on the same gap-year jolly that Prince Dipshit went on.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Her parents are nouveaux riches.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

They're French?
roflols
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

No, but I'm tempted to spread a rumour that they are in the vicinity of the Daily Mail
Just to see what happens.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Flaming torches...smear campaign..racist editorials
DO IT!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

And of course she went to St Andrews
which says it all.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

They both studied "History of Art"
I shared a house with 2 girls who "studied" History of Art. I'm not sure if they even had lectures.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Don't you sound stupid
Kate managed to get a part time job in topshop wif her History of Art degree
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

And she's been on a bus. A proper bus.
There's a picture in the paper and everything. She's one of us, she really is.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Mark my words, she'll be the peoples princess that we've all been waiting for
4eva n r hartz
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Who'll tell Cheryl Cole? There'll be trouble, mark my words.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)