So a Royal Wedding has just been announced
and I'm already sick to the tits of the whole thing.

What are you sick of this morning?

Alt Qs:

1. Gents - Kate Middleton - you would, wouldn't you?
2. Ladies - Prince William - you really wouldn't, would you?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:29, 203 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm sick of the lurgy
Alt: 1) No, she's not really my type
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I'd do her for sure!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

All I care about is the day off work we'll hopefully get for it
Just hope that they don't bill us hard-workin' taxpayers for it all.

This morning I'm sick of clients who don't know what they want, but then ask for the unreasonable, ie "Oh, just download and print everything off for us" and then hand me a 1TB drive...

Alt: Maybe, but it'd be a pure spitefuck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

They won't give us a day off work.
Don't know why people are thinking that's going to happen.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I know.
We didn't get a day of for his parent's wedding so why them?
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Did we get a day off for the Queen's Golden Jubilee?
I can't remember, I pay little attention to the Royals.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I can't remember either.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I was 3
I remember having some kind of street party

EDIT:
This may be the silver jubilee in 1977!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

No not that one.
Wasn't that the Silver Jubilee. He means the more recent one.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

yes
there was a 5 day weekend thanks to the bank holiday. It was my birthday, too and the longest larp event I've ever been to
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

i was doing my law exams
i missed the bloody lot. stupid exams.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

we got a day off school for the royal wedding I think

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I don't believe that they will, but I have a little hope for it
A slightly greater hope now, so I can link this to you on that fateful day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

We won't get anything, I don't think
And we will be paying for it, clearly. It's so beautiful all this, isn't it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

It'll be a bit of a hard pill to swallow in the face of all the cuts and job losses
Maybe we should get some students to kick in the windows at Buck Palace.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I'm up for it
I can put on my student dress and go for it. I felt I didn't protest enough for our Royal wedding (it was my cousin's wedding too, so I couldn't boo them on the day)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Spitefuck
I like that. A colleague of mine would call it a "hate-ride", which is rather charming.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

It'll calm down soon
It's not even been 24 hours yet, don't you know anything about the news cycle?
1) yeah she seems nice enough.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Well I'd like to think so
but on a slow news days, it'll become the default story.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Morning
1. Yeah, although I can't imagine she'd be much of a go-er.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Its the principle Jeff
You get to boff the Queen!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

You could give her a special
Knighthood by placing your cock on one shoulder and then lifting it over her head and placing it on the other shoulder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Like a posh bagpiping
I like it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I reckon she'd go like a barn door in a hurricane
She's posh, ergo she's a go-er. QED.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

2 - totally would
yes, ok, with a damn sight more enthusiasm if he looked like he did a few years ago, but i could happily lie back and think of england for someone who owns it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

This is a good response!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I'd go for his brother.
The dirty ginger.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Who's that semi-royal bint with the tongue piercing?
She was a bit tidy a few years back.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I think that's Princess Anne's daughter who's boffing a rugby player.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Rugby you say?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Zara Phillips
Looks OK but a bit too horse for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

They're all rather horse-like, the Royals
I remember she caused quite a stir by showing that tongue piercing.
I'd have caused an even bigger stir by ragging her senseless while driving a hotrod through one of their polo matches.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I heartily endorse this course of action

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

With or without the nazi uniform?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

With.
I like uniforms.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Uniformdating.com
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I think you both have to work in uniform.
Mine of jeans and t-shirt doesn't count.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

As he gets older he's definitely starting to lose his mother's looks and look more and more like his dad
and that's not a good thing.

But if he wasn't heir to the throne, and you saw him across a crowded pub, would you?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

His mother was a moose!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

how could you say such a thing
she was the queen ov our harts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

queen ov our harts desperate attention seeking tart who did anything to get in the news
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

You're right, as they've got older, William has started to look more and more like Charlie
Making Harry appear quite the looker by comparison - bet he's glad he got Hewitt's genes now...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Bastardlols

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

i've done a lot worse, yeah
he has a very good body and nice blue eyes.

it would depend much more on whether he seemed to have a brain in his head though. he could look like bradley cooper, if there was a breeze rushing between his ears and he couldn't make me laugh, then no.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I thought your criteria was
1/ Pulse
2/ Cock
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

that has led to some mistakes in the past
i am now upping it to "must have a positive IQ".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

That's just being picky.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I just wondered...
We're going to pay this wedding with our taxes, and they're going to get a lot of presents payed by other countries' taxes, so... will we at least get a day off for all this?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Aber, you should be president with this kind of thinking!
I'd vote for you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Thank you
Pity there's no such thing as president in this country...

In Spain we got very upset with the Royal wedding, and demanded the use of the presents they got, like cars, boats and all that. They didn't listen, and I'm still upset for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

we should make them have an argos
wedding list and demand everyone sticks to it if they must buy them something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

They can exchange pieces of LIzzie Duke at the ceremony.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

We should do the same that my company does for Christmas presents
We can't keep anything, we have to give it all to the office manager and then there's a raffle before Christmas, all the money goes to charity.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I don't understand.
Wedding gifts are for those getting married not those who pay for the wedding.
(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Normally
Those who pay for the wedding want to pay for the wedding, and quite a few times get to enjoy going to the wedding themselves.

We pay, we don't go to the wedding, we don't get anything from it.

They get the money from us because they're doing a public service. Therefore, this wedding is not pay for them, it's paid for the institution. Whatever benefit comes from it, should be invested or came back to the ones they are serving.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I fucking hope so.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I don't think we will
Not with things as they are. What I hope is that they behave and don't spend trilions while we are in the middle of this crisis.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

They should have to make do with a registry office and reception at their local

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I like that idea
But you'll have a lot of people (quite possibly tories) saying that in that manner we'd only show how low Britain has fallen.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

God yes
This is why I wholeheartedly agree with Crunchy's suggestion of an Argos wedding list - why should we lavish so much money on the buggers while we're waiting patiently to have our benefits and public services hacked back?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Well, honestly, I don't think they'll accept that...
But it'd be very nice if the gave a good chunck of their presents to be raffled and give the money back to the taxpayer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

What has been pissing me off about this one
(Apart from the headline "INBRED HORSE-FACED MAN TO MARRY POSH BINT" displacing any and all interesting or important news)
is the fact they keep referring to Middleton as a "commoner."

I realise that, strictly speaking, she's not a member of the aristocracy and is therefore "common" relative to them (Daddy being "new money" and other such frightful things), but she's hardly fucking "common" by most people's standards. If William Saxe-Coburg-Goethe want to marry a proper commoner we could very easily set him up with some fat slag from a council estate called Sharon.

Sorry, getting ranty. It just irks me that they might as well wave a massive flag in our faces saying "Fear not! Class discrimination is still alive and well!"

Edit: 1. Yeah, probably.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

The middle classes are more common than the poor.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

'Common' in a statistical sense
'Common' in a class/behavioural sense
or
'Common' as in 'Clapham,' where I go to cottage?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

The statistical and the class/behavioural sense used to be linked
but the demographics of the UK have changed. Commoners and the general public are now quite capable of using the right fork and not shitting in their gardens.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Ah, well this is very true
_{I now covertly shit in other people's gardens...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Additional:
It has occurred to me that, if the class system must be bought up to date, then they could go by the principle that if you're lower/under-class and marry your cousin then the newspapers denounce it as a sordid scandal, whereas if you're upper class/landed gentry and do the same, they tout it as a fucking celebrated national event.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

They are cousins?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Not in this case
But there is a history of it in those circles.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Oh, yes
Just to keep the blood clean and the power within the family. It's all so lovely.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

This is only partly true, and does not apply to the north at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

It's alive and well in my fucking house I can assure you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I do apologise, my lord.
Shall I have myself flogged for openly holding such inflammatory left-wing views?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

It's 'my liege' to you, boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Cripes, I'm for it now...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Your 'jesting' better be good tonight
or you shall be joining my ox on the spit in the Great Hall.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Oh my. I take it my liege waxes weary of the 'Elephant Dance?'

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Somewhat.
I DEMAND TUMBLING DWARVES!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

*frantically searches Argos catalogue for dwarves*

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

*laughs*

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I thought this
they said she came from "Humble stock", and then said which prep school she went to, which public school she attended and the fact that she went on the same gap-year jolly that Prince Dipshit went on.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Her parents are nouveaux riches.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

They're French?
roflols
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

No, but I'm tempted to spread a rumour that they are in the vicinity of the Daily Mail
Just to see what happens.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Flaming torches...smear campaign..racist editorials
DO IT!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

And of course she went to St Andrews
which says it all.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

They both studied "History of Art"
I shared a house with 2 girls who "studied" History of Art. I'm not sure if they even had lectures.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Don't you sound stupid
Kate managed to get a part time job in topshop wif her History of Art degree
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

And she's been on a bus. A proper bus.
There's a picture in the paper and everything. She's one of us, she really is.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Mark my words, she'll be the peoples princess that we've all been waiting for
4eva n r hartz
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Who'll tell Cheryl Cole? There'll be trouble, mark my words.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

The BBC4 news presenter this morning
spent 5 min explaining what a famous astrologer (??) had recommended them to do for their wedding? Really? In the morning news time? That's fine for a long program about gossiping or a comic thing, but in the news?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

*facepalms*
FFS.
*needs a second face to palm*
WHY IS MY LICENCE FEE BEING USED TO GIVE AIRTIME TO THE HORSE-SHIT SPOUTED BY SOME GLORIFIED HORSE-SHIT WITCH-DOCTOR ABOUT THE HORSE-SHIT WEDDING OF SOME POMPOUS WEALTHY HORSE-FACED HORSE-SHITTER FOR WHOM I DO NOT CARE IN THE SLIGHTEST?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

No, wait
You haven't heard the details about why they should avoid marrying on a full moon, as she's Capricorn, and that could affect the whole of their marriage.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Seriously?
Firstly, I reiterate everything I said in the above post. Secondly...what time was this on? (Presumably it was part of the Today programme?) In all seriousness, I am a half-pint of vitriol away from writing a letter of complaint to the BBC about this...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It was on the radio
at 6am, in the news program. The woman that works with him had to stop him and tell him that there were more important things on the new today than that. I felt she said exactly what I wanted.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Ah, ok. Good for her.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

She stopped me
writting a letter of complaint to the BBC. And made my day when he tried to go on and she just started talking about Ireland.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

This man speaks for me in this regard.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

You don't like horses either?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I'm fairly ambivalent about horses but I have a problem with people who look and sound like them.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I love horses
Best of all the animals
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

If only there was a website for people who loved them.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

You mean...
This one?

I love horses
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Anyway, I don't understand why it's so special this time
I thought Lady Diana wasn't an aristocrat either.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

She was a Lady
and her brother is an Earl
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Ah
I thought she got the tittle later. I had understood that she was of a low class, and that's why it was so special.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Comparably low class to the Royals
But not to us 'normal' folk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I see
I've been mistaken for years. They sold her in Spain as if she was just a poor almost chav woman, rescued from the streets.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Alt: I don't think so, sorry, Kate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Morning Monts
What did you have for dinner last night in the end?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Wine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

So no food then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

None.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I had some chicken noodle soup
you could have shared...

/Is also poor.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

When do you get paid?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Last Friday of the month.
I have taken steps to sort out some funds so Christmas is still happening, but you don't want to know how (it's not illegal).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Selling MD's
Is my guess.

Seeing as it is your favourite activity, and unlike banks, credit (or getting shit on 'tick') doesn't require too much form filling.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Last time I looked selling MD's was illegal.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Most people seem to think 'a bit of weed' is okay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

That won't pay for his bottles of Courvoisier at Christmas.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I believe it was £1000 for the whole weekend Monty.
Not including the train fare.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

He said he's skint!
And you want to charge him a grand!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Daft bugger.
I'm paying him. He'd do it for free but I feel I should recompense him at this time of year.

Edit - Unless that was a compliment, in which case thanks.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

It was supposed to be a compliment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Would you like a pro forma?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Your handshake is good enought for me hon.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Then I shall be with you for 7pm on Friday.
Best pre-warn the local Fire Brigade as there will be A FIREWORKS DISPLAY THAT GETS OUT OF HAND.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

*re-inforces bed*
*re-inforces kitchen sink too*
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

You don't live near a fault line do you?
This could get tectonic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

We actually had an earthquake a while ago round my area.
It woke me up.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Sorry about that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

"handshake"
yeah right, because we believe it's his hand you want to shake.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Tell me how, I am also a bit poor.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Increased debt. :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Ah, you should read moneysavingsexpert
I fucking love that site even though it looks like a dog has chewed crayons and then vomited onto the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

get a job that pays more
or inherit it

or marry some rich man/woman

or all 3
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

He can win the lottery too
I don't know why he hasn't done it yet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I'm just too lazy :(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

He's a baldy horse

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

So that's a yes to question 2?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

He's my age, but he's already balding
In your face, Princey!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

You're half my age
but you have 35 chins. In YOUR face!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

You're
Edit: You ninja bastard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

*throws shuriken*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Suddenly your status makes sense...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

She has no top lip, and dresses like a scouser when she goes to a 'do'
But she's still well fitter than poor Billy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Her top lip has been worn away by William's royal pubes crashing into it each night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

*mind bleach*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

fucking hell
*boakes*

That's her deleted from the wank-bank then
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

fallut new vegas. Release the patch already.
Alt q: yeah if she kept her mouth shut (not for all of it obviously)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I've got to the stage where I have to choose between the Brotherhood of Steel and Mr. House.
If I choose BOS, will they teach me to use power armour?

Edit - Cheers guys. i'll kill him tonight.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Yes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Yeah, but I don't use it anymore unless it's deathclaw central. You can alos pick up
Arcade Gannon as a follower and do a quest for the enclave and they teach you too. I use the Van Graff combat armour or ncr veteran. I am trying to replay it now so I can choose the NCR route but I keep pissing them off.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Read this back to yourself.
Then re-examine your life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

When I get
paid, we have to drink.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Quite so, dear boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Computer games are fun, I do have other hobbies though.
Says mr Encyclopedia on Massive Drugs, Nazi's, shite tunes, and despair. I am to christmas shop now so enjoy your day Scrooge Mc'Cunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I'm quite happy about the entire thing
It makes a change from the million and one celebrity weddings we have shoved in our face, these two seem actually in love.

Alt Q:
Kate? Fuck Yes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I'm happy they are going to marry
I'm not happy about having to hear it 10 times a day and being the only discussion going on today.

I'll be even happier when thay say they're having a small thing, not using any of the taxpayers money.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Luckily no-one here gives a shit about it, so there's been no discussion
Win for me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Really? It looks a bit forced to me.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

You're only saying that because they didn't announce it while swigging from a can of Strongbow, whilst chain smoking

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Is there any other way?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I hear in front of WHSmiths is a good un...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Did you get on Gonz's post about the books on offer?
I was pissing myself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Nope, didn't see it
Shall have to have a look later
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Well, if you can't say something nice about a betrothal, you shouldn't say anything at all
but there really doesn't seem to be any genuine love there, and I think the future king of England has a damn cheek interrupting my celebrations.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Which celebrations?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post968063
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Hey - congratulations to you.
(And the other half.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Thanks very much
Just reading over everyone's reactions because I was pissed at the time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I loved the re-enactment picture
And the pisstaking on it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Me too
Under the big doubleya, except it's a big S, because the other sign where we actually did it is a little w, little h, big S.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Oh! Look at that! That ring is so beautiful!!
Congratulations. I'm a lot more excited about yours than the prince's wedding, if that makes you happy.

Do you have a date already?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

^this : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Cheers gal!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

No date, taking it easy
We have to get in the same postcode first!
The ring is very 'me'. He got it comissioned and knew exactly what I wanted.
Amethyst is my birthstone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

It's very prety
and shows how much he cares for you, getting a ring made as he thought you'd like it and having it right! It's not easy!

Good luck with the moving close, I hope you can do it soon. If you need help when you start preparing things, maybe I can give you a couple of tips :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Yes please
"Dear Aber, find me a new job and home where both Tigger and djtp can live in harmony. Thanks."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Congrats again!
I loved DiT's photo of the recreation of events, but I have to ask, how tall are you? That pic makes you look... fun size.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

She's 2 midgets on top of one another

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Scouse Midgets on Ice!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

a.k.a. Fazakerley in winter?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Got it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I used to love being round there as a 'Goff'
We're in massive boots, the kids are in fashion trainers (i.e. no grip). Watching them shout at us, then try to run when we turn, and fall flat on their face - comedy at it's finest.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I'm about 5'4"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Ahh, that's not that short
I think it's just the perspective of the pic!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Isn't it too big for you though?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Slightly.
I have no knuckles.
The ring he was secretly measuring was from my right hand, and is squared so stays on better.
I'm collecting it on Saturday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Sweet, love the secret measuring, haha!
My brother in law slightly marked a ring he wore, so he'd 'have to take it in to be cleaned, do you want your doing too?'

It was the most ingenious thing I've ever seen him do, he got her ring size from that, was superb.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Bless him!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

They can both die of pox for all I care.
Sponging inbred 'waste of air' that they are.
And no I wouldn't.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Pox you say? Interesting....
*phones Prince Phillip*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

So which do you prefer...
marching them into a basement and shooting them, or publicly beheading them in front of a braying crowd?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Both of your ideas have merit
but they're both quite tricky to pass off as an accident.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Yeh i'd do her
Do you think she will start using the name Katherine once the deed is done? Queen Kate doesn't really work does it?
( Peej, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

*Haven't read anything else in this thread*
And so, it begins, the people who go around claiming their sick of the wedding stuff as if they're enlightened individuals, and tell everyone at every available opertunity.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Sorry.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Nice horse, I didn't realise they bred 'em that tall...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)