Me and my dad were in a proper smash-up when I was about 15
The car spun round and was a write-off, and they couldn't get my door open, and the blokes in the street who came to help were saying I was dead, but I announced weakly "No, I'm always this pale!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lucky scousers are very good at breaking into cars eh?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Oh they had me out in no time!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

*Imagines the news story*
...Depsite being trapped in the car unable to move and in considerable pain, Roota still managed to remove the hubcaps and car radio before being transferred to hospital....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

We left a boss stereo in that car
bastard scrappers took it, AND we reckon they took it for a cut-and-shut because the back end was untouched.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

a boss stereo
Or a Bose? :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Blaupunkt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)