I would stop them
asking inhabitants of Warwick where the Castle is.

IT'S THAT FUCKING MASSIVE CASTLE OVER THERE!!!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

An old friend of mine had a brother stationed as a guard or something at Windsor Castle
Apparently a tourist came up to him and asked him what time the 1 o'clock gun was fired.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

*facepalm*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I got asked in the summer
if Edinburgh castle was "Like, a real castle?"

I could come up with all sorts of pointlessly smart-arse comments, but I was just genuinely taken aback that there is any other type of castle.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Since Warwick Castle is now more a theme park
I was often posed that same question. *sads*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

they were probably thinking of White Castle

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)