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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Umm don't you have trees and stuff at Christmas, as opposed to having an illuminated door?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I have
a plastic tree as I don't believe in cutting down live ones for the sake of a week's decoration.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Oh right, that's a bit better.
I revel in having nothing festive at all, coz that's how I roll
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
I never got to it last year
but I may this year as the kids got irritated with me for that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
I have festive cognac,
that's as far as I take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
That too!
But more likely scotch. I seem to have settled on that as my drink of choice these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I do love a nice malt as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I've become particularly fond
of Highland malts when I can afford them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Generally my Christmas day starts at 5am and I have to spend the day ferrying ungrateful staff around London, until about 11pm
Fucking no public transport. The whole day can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
UR Father Christmas AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Yes, my presents being the minimum wage and no bonus!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
And a bulging sack full of treats for all the good little children.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
lol, you said 'bulging sack'.
Nearly as lolsome as spankyhanky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)
The highest praise available on the internet, for anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
You are second in my heart Monty, you know that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)
That means A LOT.
*cries tears of pure validation*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Spanky will always come first.
Just as long as we both know that, mmkay?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
I thought
he came 25th after shagging a million birds up the arse on a train whilst ecastatic commuters whooped encouragement?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
He spunked in his pants when the ticket lady came and asked to 'see his ticket'.
100% true.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Some of them have been so very, very good this year
I might take a select few away with me to 'lapland' this year
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
I love real trees
like I love real meat. And a real fire. Mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)

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