'Karma,' in the standard meaning of the word, is horse-shit
As it implies that some supernatural force is keeping a watchful eye on everyone's actions, which is about as laudable a theory as one that suggests Saturn is simply a massive spherical smokescreen to hide the activities of an invasion force of Magic Nazi Pandas.

The only possible way in which something like 'karma' could manifest itself in real life is in the possible chain of events where years of behaving like a cunt mean that you show visible signs of being a cunt, and therefore the people who might otherwise have been your friends are wary of you because they are aware of your reputation for being a cunt. This, of course, does not stop you being a fabulously wealthy or successful cunt, and there will still be no come-uppance after you die for having been a cunt. Such cunts will essentially get away with being cunts, but the weaker and less cunty among us simpy have to hope that such cunts will die as lonely cunts.

Or if that's "TL;DR" - I couldn't agree more.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I for one
welcome our Magic Nazi Panda overlords
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

They're my favourite band.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I only really liked their early stuff.

(Cave Duck, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Yeah
They went to shite after Ming Ming left
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

The good thing about being in a band with pandas
is you get all the groupies - they just can't be arsed to mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

The rider of "fuck loads of bamboo" is a tad disappointing though.

(Cave Duck, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Innit.
No matter how much you get through, it does practically NOTHING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

It sticks in the nose too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)